GDT: GAME 58 | Jets @ Senators | Everybody's Gone Slumpin' Edition | Wed Feb 26 2025, 7PM | SN, RDS

[Pierre from Orleans]

You ask Dean Brown a question and the clown writes you a novel

 

[WallyD]

Is it true that Brady Tkachuk is going to sing the national anthem tonight?

Yup, the US one... 2 Canadian teams playing really doesn't matter.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

11-7 just for Hamonic lol

 

[WallyD]

You ask Dean Brown a question and the clown writes you a novel

Smartest man in the room... that room being that wonderland inside his noggin. World's greatest comedian too, again in that special little room of his.

 

[Ouroboros]

11-7 just for Hamonic lol

Not really. They only have 11 healthy forwards and there isn't enough cap space to recall another.

 

[JungleBeat]

Huge game, who will step up

 

[Blotto71]

Is it true that Brady Tkachuk is going to sing the national anthem tonight?

Simply cannot be any worse then the rendition Chantelle Krap-i-stink blessed us with.

 

[SensFactor]

Huge game, who will step up

Angus "the bandit" Crookshank. 1g, 1a, 1 fight

 

[WallyD]

According to the SN pre-game broadcast, only WPG is showing up to play tonight. Worship a plenty! They deserve high praise based on their play of late. I am I mistaken WPG is playing alone, no opponent? One would think so based on this shit! Just want to call out how effing unprofessional these clowns ALWAYS are! Wonder which colour asshole we going be blessed with who will spend the entire game praising the other team. Oh f***.. they just said Gary Galley. Prepare to be blessed with endless nauseatingly sycophantic opponent praise! Best turn it into a drinking game and swig every time he does it! FFS!

 

[Butchy Dakkar]

Fun fact:

On the day of that we acquired Chychrun, the team was 31-26-4 (.500 pts%).

Today, the team is 29-24-4 (.500 pts%).

In 2023, we ended up going in the tank and missing the playoffs by 6 points.

What are we going to do the rest of the way this year? We're currently on a 4 game losing streak...

Your math is not mathing

 

[DackellDuck]

Your math is not mathing

You're right.

On the day of the Chychrun trade, there had been 122 points available to us. We had accumulated 66. 54%.

This year, we've had 114 points available to us. We've accumulated 57. 54%.

So same thing, different numbers.

 

[Ouroboros]

According to the SN pre-game broadcast, only WPG is showing up to play tonight. Worship a plenty! They deserve high praise based on their play of late. I am I mistaken WPG is playing alone, no opponent? One would think so based on this shit! Just want to call out how effing unprofessional these clowns ALWAYS are! Wonder which colour asshole we going be blessed with who will spend the entire game praising the other team. Oh f***.. they just said Gary Galley. Prepare to be blessed with endless nauseatingly sycophantic opponent praise! Best turn it into a drinking game and swig every time he does it! FFS!

Makes me so mad when they don't give Highmore, Jenik, Gregor, Gaudette, Hamonic and Matinpalo they respect they deserve.

 

[WallyD]

Makes me so mad when they don't give Highmore, Jenik, Gregor, Gaudette, Hamonic and Matinpalo they respect they deserve.

To be clear, certainly not calling for them to praise any particular Sens... Maybe just mention that the opponent exists at some point, that another Canadian team is there. Who knew?!

 

[OttawaSenators11]

We’ll need the hockey gods looking down on us tonight to win my god that lineup makes my eyes bleed …

 

[Senscore]

This one feels like a moral victory

 

[Tundraman]

Ullmark will have to pretend he's Leevi Meriläinen if they hope to win this game

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

That dude Jennifer Botterril is an unpoppable zit.

 

[Burrowsaurus]

Happy our captain is here to help us through this tough time

Norris got hurt crossing the blue line and pinto got hurt during a puck battle in the corner. Legit if you care about these players at all you don’t want us making the playoffs. A few of them might not make it out of round 1 alive

 

[Micklebot]

What's everyone feeling tonight, Jenik hatrick or Crookshank with an OT game winner?

 

[Blotto71]

Mullet guy is killing it!

 

[Ouroboros]

What's everyone feeling tonight, Jenik hatrick or Crookshank with an OT game winner?

1-0 win. Matinpalo first career goal, Ullmark 67 saves.

 

[Relapsing]

The intro guy just called us desperate for a win.

I sure feel that way. Do the players?

Holy f***, mullet guy didn't ruin his lung capacity by smoking a pack a day? I'm shocked

 

[L'Aveuglette]

This has to be the worst lineup we've ever iced at forward.

 

[Micklebot]

1-0 win. Matinpalo first career goal, Ullmark 67 saves.

Mullett man with a solid anthem is a good start, idk about 67 saves though, seems a couple short of hitting the spot

 

[Relapsing]

This has to be the worst lineup we've ever iced at forward.

OMG... Poor Jimmy. What did he do to deserve this?!