GDT: GAME 58 | Jets @ Senators | Everybody's Gone Slumpin' Edition | Wed Feb 26 2025, 7PM | SN, RDS

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You know what really helps? Having an enormous black hole on offense who can only take clappers.

Like, Hamonic basically waited on that last one to give Hellebuyck time to make a stop.
 
If by we you exclude the goaltender, I agree.

When your $8M #1 C makes a bonehead giveaway in his own end and your $8M can't cover an easy rebound, "playing well" doesn't matter that much. "If you exclude these two terrible plays that caused goals against the first 10 minutes have been pretty good!"

Moral victories mattered in 2021.
 
This is Canada, just find the shadiest bar in town, hold up a wad of cash and ask who's got their skates in the car.


Voila, goon.
I'm pretty sure the NHL has a mechanism in place for that already. It's called the Temporary Unskilled Goon program, or TUG.

TUG allows for the game-by-game hiring of random angry men to lace up the skates and play for an NHL team. Players are signed to a contract and paid a minimum hourly wage per game played.

Known colloquially as Tuggers, many notable players have risen to stardom through this program. Tugger legends such as Jim "The Maniac" Williams, and Lawrence "Hacksaw" Crane are forever immortalized in The Hockey Hall of Fame. Who could forget the 1964 series between the Philadelphia Flyers and the Boston Bruins in which a record 7 Tuggers played in a single game, a record which still stands today.
 
Klevan gone to dressing room
Thats why you dress 7 D

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