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Ginger Papa said:
1st intermission joke while we wait :

Timmy and The Clowns

So, Timmy just loves clowns. Favourite thing in the world. He's got a clown bed spread, posters in his room, the whole shabang. Totally idolizes them.

One day, Timmy sees that the big top circus is coming to town. He gets so excited that, when it finally arrived, he camps outside the ticket booth, waiting to get the best seat in the house.

The circus finally comes around to starting, and Timmy is ready. He buys his big popcorn and soda, and sits in the front row. The lights dim. Then the elephants come out, then the tigers and the acrobats. Then the clowns roll up in their mini VW Beetle, all piling out one by one. Then the head clown steps out and heads straight for Timmy, who is bristling with excitement.

"Are you the horse's head?" The clown asks. Timmy was dumbfounded, not knowing how to respond. "Then you must be the horse's ass!" The clown finishes. The crowd roars with laughter.

Timmy himself is decimated. His idol, role models, had just humiliated him in front of hundreds of people. So Timmy made a plan.

For the next few years, Timmy dedicates himself to studying the art of witty comebacks. All through high school and into college he obsesses over it, finally graduating with an English degree majoring on witty comebacks.

Then, one day he sees the big top circus is back. So he camps out for two weeks in front of the ticket booth, and gets the very best seat in the house. Then waits patiently for the first big opening night show.

He goes in without popcorn or a drink. He needs to focus, make sure he is perfect. Then the lights fade. And the elephants come out, and the tigers and acrobats, and finally the clowns. Just like before they all pile out of their VW Beetle, and the head clown walks straight up to Timmy.

"Are you the horse's head?" Asks the clown.
Timmy grabs the microphone and yells
"f*** YOU CLOWN!!
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