GDT: Game 47 - Toronto Maple Leafs @ Winnipeg Jets - Saturday, January 27th, 2024 - 6:00pm CST - Sportsnet - CJOB/Power 97
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Tonight, we have the rematch between the 30-11-5 Winnipeg Jets and the 24-14-8 Toronto Maple Leafs at Canada Life Centre at 6:00pm CST on Hockey Night in Canada. The game on Wednesday ended 1-0 in overtime in favour of the Leafs, so the Jets are looking for some revenge. Toronto is now 5-4-1 in their last ten games, while Winnipeg is 7-2-1 in the same time frame. Can the Jets stop their losing streak, or will the "All-Stars" from Tarana make it three straight? Will Ilya Samsonov get another "shutout" against our hometown team, or will we manage to pepper him back to the AHL? Will Gerry Dee host another Family Feud Canada - GDT Edition in the future? Is @Carp14 mad at me that I took away some points from the Prediction Contest after I made a mistake? These questions and many more are too busy on the toboggan slide at the Forks to even care to be answered...
Go Jets Go!
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kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
Lovely stuff @macmaroon 
I must admit - a cup has been uppermost in my mind since watching Morrissey hobble off the ice. (Double entendre: Lord Stanley, we'll deal with you later).
The bigger question may be, how would a mighty coelacanth respond with a puck to the berries? WIthout going out on a limb I'm going to say that extrinsic mechanical damage will be dealt with later, as the self-modulating notochord will, like most decent primitive species, shuttle and shunt the pain and damage aside, preserving vital functions, and yes, inflaming the central neural systems to utterly destroy anything organic in the vicinity.
This response includes sundry organisms that self-identify as leaves.
Figure 1. Defensive posture, Coelacanthiformes. A mighty coelacanth shown at the rink, just having taken a shot to the berries, but simultaneously having cleared away all attackers in the crease. Coelacanths possess impressive self healing powers.
The proof's in the pudding, yes? JoMo's interview yesterday post-practice will go down in the annals of history as the greatest feat of self-healing cellular repair in the history of biomedical sciences. Mere coincidence? I think not.
Go Jets go, rake the leaves, tidy them up, bag them, incinerate them if ye must.
I must admit - a cup has been uppermost in my mind since watching Morrissey hobble off the ice. (Double entendre: Lord Stanley, we'll deal with you later).
The bigger question may be, how would a mighty coelacanth respond with a puck to the berries? WIthout going out on a limb I'm going to say that extrinsic mechanical damage will be dealt with later, as the self-modulating notochord will, like most decent primitive species, shuttle and shunt the pain and damage aside, preserving vital functions, and yes, inflaming the central neural systems to utterly destroy anything organic in the vicinity.
This response includes sundry organisms that self-identify as leaves.
Figure 1. Defensive posture, Coelacanthiformes. A mighty coelacanth shown at the rink, just having taken a shot to the berries, but simultaneously having cleared away all attackers in the crease. Coelacanths possess impressive self healing powers.
The proof's in the pudding, yes? JoMo's interview yesterday post-practice will go down in the annals of history as the greatest feat of self-healing cellular repair in the history of biomedical sciences. Mere coincidence? I think not.
Go Jets go, rake the leaves, tidy them up, bag them, incinerate them if ye must.
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Just brilliant again @macmaroon 
I know @Carp14 and you should take away more points from him.
So yesterday i saw a lady who is a big Jets fan helping another lady with getting out of a tight parking spot even though that lady was a Leafs fan, very nice of her........
I know @Carp14 and you should take away more points from him. So yesterday i saw a lady who is a big Jets fan helping another lady with getting out of a tight parking spot even though that lady was a Leafs fan, very nice of her........
kanadalainen
A pint of dark matter, please.
Hockey history: An early image of some fine offensive work by a coelacanth - seen here taking a slash by a leaves defender in the offensive zone while simultaneously scaring the shyte out of a bewildered Jacques Plante.
Music for tonight, some good rock from a very good Winnipeg band, beating the Leafs is one of The sweet things in life.
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Another great GDT there, Mac! Double entendres and giant fish aside, we should have no trouble disposing of the Leafs in our own building, even if a third of the crowd is cheering for the visitors. We just have to stick with Bones' defensive philosophy and not focus on the sweet week off that follows the game.
Hunter368
RIP lomiller1, see you in the next life buddy.
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Well we get a couple of our injured players back for this game, but still going to be very tough to win without our best offensive player Mark. Imagine the Leafs without AM trying to beat the Jets full line up, they would have no chance. Hopefully Jets play well again tonight and we score a couple without Mark and Helle plays great.
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Jets have 1 mission tonight and that's to shut up the hordes of Fake Jets fans and send them sobbing into the night. Need a win to take back 1st in the Central for the break.
The Blue Baron
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Good morning Jets Fans!
@macmaroon outstanding as always!
I am off to the game tonight with a friend.
maybe indulge in a Jet Dog
JoMo and GABE the Non Tardy returning
Lets just get a sweet revenge win tonight!
GO JETS GO…
@macmaroon outstanding as always!
I am off to the game tonight with a friend.
maybe indulge in a Jet Dog
JoMo and GABE the Non Tardy returning
Lets just get a sweet revenge win tonight!
GO JETS GO…
Let's play the same game as last time but with a little more finish.
jokesondee
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Matthews is a young looking Ron Jeremy isnt he? Thank you for opening my eyes. Cant believe i missed that....
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Hopefully we get a better result than last game.
I've come down with a nasty cold, so we'll see if I'm conscious by the end of the game
I've come down with a nasty cold, so we'll see if I'm conscious by the end of the game
sipowicz
The thrill is gone
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Needtorideher needs to do something as he has been MIA offensively for a couple months now!
Nino you are on watch!
Nino you are on watch!
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Prediction: Nino will now score a (Gordie Howe?) Hattrick because he's just been sip'd.
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I couldn't help but feel a tiny bit happy for Samsonov the other night he played great and he seems like a pretty nice dude. It passed quickly though
That being said I hope the Jets light him up tonight and send him to the bench in tears by the 5 minute mark of the second.
That being said I hope the Jets light him up tonight and send him to the bench in tears by the 5 minute mark of the second.
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I wonder if we as the home team get 5 straight pp's tonight.
The Blue Baron
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Scheifele has already been officially ruled out then?
Hunter368
RIP lomiller1, see you in the next life buddy.
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Yes by all the things I've read on multi outlets
Yup...
I spit out My morning coffee upon seeing the Auston Matthews depiction...
Thanks @macmaroon ...
I didn't like those pajamas anyways...
Well Jets lets win this series with a solid effort and solid clear win tonight...
Send Leafs Alternate Captain.... Auston "Hedgehog" Matthews... off to the All Star break...
Pants optional...
Go Jets Go !!!
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I spit out My morning coffee upon seeing the Auston Matthews depiction...
Thanks @macmaroon ...
I didn't like those pajamas anyways...
Well Jets lets win this series with a solid effort and solid clear win tonight...
Send Leafs Alternate Captain.... Auston "Hedgehog" Matthews... off to the All Star break...
Pants optional...
Go Jets Go !!!
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Joshua family jewels good to go, Vilardi back for a few more games. Scheifele already packed for the break
Channelcat
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Dang.....I thought it was endorsement deals!
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