GDT: GAME 31 - Thursday, December 12th, 2024 - Winnipeg Jets vs. Vegas Golden Knights - 7:00pm CST - TSN3 - CJOB/Power 97

[Stumbledore]

I bet half this board goes through a bottle of Aveeno a day...

Bah dum tiss.

Yeah if there wasn't a squeeze tub of Aveeno in all our bathrooms I'd immediately have gone to the drinking problem gag.

 

[voyageur]

I like Jergens. Eminem’s preferred lotion.

I like to go in dry.

 

[Stumbledore]

Vegas last game was Friday, a 3-2 win over Dallas. We played Sat,Sun,Tue. Are we going to be tired or is Vegas going to show some rust?

 

[voyageur]

Guys, we're HFJets...

You're supposed to make fun of people for what they say, not how they say it lol

Whatever happened to @Aavgaard? That was like the Latka equivalent of these boards, probably some poster's pseudonym.

 

[Stumbledore]

I like to go in dry.

You won't be popular with the ladies.

 

[Optimistic Cynic]

I like to go in dry.

That's gotta hurt.

 

[voyageur]

You won't be popular with the ladies.

Those days are bygone. But I still kept the frog tongue.

 

[Buffdog]

Whatever happened to @Aavgaard? That was like the Latka equivalent of these boards, probably some poster's pseudonym.

Oh, he was definitely someone's sock puppet

I found those posts hilarious, when you consider they were straight up mocking the Finnish Laine Fanbois that infested this place after we drafted him

 

[sipowicz]

SHould be a tough one, hope Tiny Heiny, Little Chibby and slow Perfetan are up to it!

The Kupari back in, slow Gus thinks he's back in Sweden, no word on the smooth sounds of Glenn Miller!

 

[bustamente]

Re the Professor there was talk when he appeared that he went around to different hf boards preaching the exploits of other players, many thought his posts were masterful troll jobs.

 

[Gm0ney]

Whatever happened to @Aavgaard? That was like the Latka equivalent of these boards, probably some poster's pseudonym.

It was avgard with just one "a". His last post was in August (something about Kaapo Kakko). I think he was just a Finnish nationalist and Laine superfan with not the firmest grasp on the English language...or reality.

 

[Howard Chuck]

Vegas last game was Friday, a 3-2 win over Dallas. We played Sat,Sun,Tue. Are we going to be tired or is Vegas going to show some rust?

Yes

 

[Howard Chuck]

Re the Professor there was talk when he appeared that he went around to different hf boards preaching the exploits of other players, many thought his posts were masterful troll jobs.

I used one of his quotes as a tag line for a long time. It cracked me up, but I can’t remember it anymore.

 

[DharmaBum]

Only 1 useless stat for tonight.

Jack Eichel needed just 27 games to record 30 assists this season. That is a Vegas record for fewest games to reach 30 assists. This also ties Eichel for the second fastest American born player to record 30 assists in a season. He is tied with Pat LaFontaine and Craig Janney. Who is in first place? Why none other than Winnipeg Jet, Blake Wheeler at 26 games in 18/19. What's all this Wheeler was a slow starter talk?

Jets record vs Vegas from 2017-18 to 2021-22: 8-2-1 (minus playoffs, of course)
Jets record vs Vegas from 2022-23 to 2024-25: 0-6-1

If I were to blame something for the downward trend, I would say losing Nathan Beaulieu would be at the top of my list.

 

[White Out 902]

I hate vegas.

 

[macmaroon]

f**k vegas.

I fixed it for you...

 

[bustamente]

4 lines rolling, solid D, puck stopping tender = 2pts. LFG

 

[chaos4]

Let's go jets!
Beat team Manitoba!

 

[buggs]

Pace, dear.

 

[SUX2BU]

You can time her with a calendar

 

[Dirtbag151]

I hope these Vegas F@#kers like the cold
GO JERTS GO

 

[DharmaBum]

Looks our favourite ref Kelly Sutherland is "calling" the game tonight.

 

[bustamente]

 

[buggs]

True North eh

 

[Hank Chinaski]

Time to end this ridiculous losing streak to Gary BETman’s beloved Golden Showers.

GJG!