I remember before Marner broke into the league, I was reading a letter from 13 year old Doug Gilmour to himself and I thought it very much fitting for Marner, who I am hoping has a good series. Here's the start :
Doug Gilmour
NHL
Mar 9 2016
Dear 13-year-old Doug,
Writing you here from the future. It’s 2016. Still cold as hell in Ontario. No flying cars yet. They have these things called protein shakes though. They’re delicious. They even have a cookies-and-cream flavor.
You’re stuck with the cans of Ensure.
I can see you cringing, man. That weird powdered vanilla out of the tin can. Tastes like chalk. Dad makes you drink two cans a day because you’re 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, and you know damn well that Bobby Orr is 6-feet, 200 pounds.
The only way to get there is to chug Ensure and pray for a growth spurt. It’s brutal.
So learn to repeat this over and over, like your own little mantra:
He’s just too small.
Oh yeah? F— you.
He’s just too small.
Oh yeah? F— you.