Funny Usernames You've Thought Of

[KingWantsCup]

I'm never gonna change my username but I've thought of two pretty funny ones (IMO at least lol)

"TehSpeedOfCarlHagelin" - Ok, this one might be too long, but anyone who has ever watched a Rangers game where Hagelin did anything good, you'll hear the announcer say this every single time.


"HowitzerFromStepan" - Another one that may be too long but this was from last round when Pierre said "Holtby stopped a howitzer from Stepan!" on a replay, which is hilarious because Stepan has one of the weakest shots on the team. Guy is known for his smarts NOT his shot lol.

 

[Comic Book Guy*]

ifphilkesselwasgood.com

leafsest1967

bye-fug-lean-burgers-fo-sale-yo

cashmoneykane

 

[Machinehead]

I'll always be Machinehead, I'm attached to the name.

If I wasn't, I'd be Extra Strength Nestrasil

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Finnish your Czech

 

[Unfriendly Ghost]

Jamie Benn Ferriero

Alex Mangosteen

Sidney Cosby (with blackface avatar)

PK Jubban (avatar with PK wearing orthodox Jewish hat, complete with curly hair)

Jeff Petrie (avatar featuring photoshop of Jeff Petry and Petrie from the Land Before Time. Consider: http://i1302.photobucket.com/albums...aption This/Petrieknowstheway_zps0965f145.jpg)

 

[DaveG]

nothing will ever beat DontCryForMeJanHrdina

There Is No I In Nestrasil is one I came up with this year though, which would be pretty decent if I do say so myself.

 

[Dylonus]

My buddy wanted to use "Spurgeon Your Face" for our local beer league team. It's funny for sure, but we've got with "Jussi Fruit" since September of 2013 - don't feel like changing it and getting new team shirts.

 

[Tatar Shots]

I've thought that mashing together Kopitar's and Doughty's names sounds cool and then photoshopping their faces together as an avatar. I'm not a Kings fan, but I just think Drewpitar Anzoughty is a pretty cool name. Rolls right off the tongue.

 

[Aceonfire*]

Yourmomisanemptynet

 

[Rals]

Zibanejihad

 

[BigRangy]

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[illpucks]

That guy who has BrindamoursNose

LOL. That is an example at a very funny username.

 

[Classicnamesup]

Malkin Her XXXX - use your imagination for what goes in there, I'm pretty sure I can't give the suggestions I want.

The best are puns

Grabner XXXX
Camel Toews

etc

 

[Club]

Finnish your Czech

Greatest name I've seen man

 

[lindholmie]

lindholmie because lindholm is my homie

 

[PensandCaps]

zibanejihad

wow...lol

 

[Account Terminated]

Usernam

 

[LiveeviL]

Finnish your Czech

Yes, I thought of your name when I saw the thread title actually.

 

[danielpalfredsson]

"CoryConacherFan"

 

[Crosbyfan]

Bob Eeyore

 

[Elvs]

"CloseThread"

 

[Ceremony]

Burns2Pee

 

[Flaming Satan]

Yourmomisanemptynet

And she still scores more than the Oilers.

 

[Mayor Bee]

nothing will ever beat DontCryForMeJanHrdina

DontCryForMilanJurcina would come close

 

[Zippy316]

Tyutin in the Staal