Florida Man Thread

[Dog]

Post your best Florida Man headlines



Police: Florida man causes crashes, shakes rum bottle at authorities

 

[Dog]

Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka

 

[Dog]

Police called after Florida man dances naked in the rain

 

[Dog]

Florida man crushed to death by pallets of mushrooms

 

[Hire Sather]

Not the best day for this, Do.

 

[Dog]

Florida man nicknamed 'Pork Chop' allegedly buried boss

 

[Dog]

Florida man breaks into convenience store, tells police he is on “secret and classified mission”

 

[yubbers]

Florida man watches hockey

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Doland, I love ya... but on today, of all days, could have displayed a little more tact.

 

[HanSolo]

Yeah this wasn't a good day for this thread. I'd have about a hundred of these ready to go. But today is a day of tragedy.

 

[irunthepeg]

Not the best day for this, Do.

Yep. I don't think he had malicious intent just bad timing.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Florida man crushed to death by pallets of mushrooms

 

[Siamese Dream]

Yep. I don't think he had malicious intent just bad timing.

Honestly I'm not surprised at all that he started this thread at this time

It's the exact sort of thing I've come to expect from someone like him or Satan

 

[Dog]

Yep. I don't think he had malicious intent just bad timing.

No malicious intent in this thread

Fugu please delete my account

 

[Bones Malone]

I don't know what this is

 

[Dog]

I don't know what this is

Florida Man is a Twitter feed that curates news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida. The tweets are meant to be humorously read as if they were perpetrated by a single individual dubbed “the world’s worst superhero.â€

 

[beowulf]

Who is this Florida man and what does he look like.

 

[Bones Malone]

Florida Man is a Twitter feed that curates news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida. The tweets are meant to be humorously read as if they were perpetrated by a single individual dubbed “the world’s worst superhero.â€

Who cares

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Florida Man Wakes Up From Month-Long Coma, Immediately Demands Taco Bell

 

[irunthepeg]

Florida Man Wakes Up From Month-Long Coma, Immediately Demands Taco Bell

lmao

 

[WhatTheDuck]

For the time being I'd like to show Florida man my respect and not call attention to his negative actions.

 

[Eco]

Not the best day for this, Do.

This.

Very poor timing Doland

 

[Dr Pepper]

What a stupid idea for a thread.

Agreed with the many others, brutal timing.

 

[Dog]

Florida MANZ

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Florida Man get`s Sen`sitive and Complain`s about a Yumourous, Lite`Heart`d T`hread Post`t on Nerd`Board`s