First World Problems

Dr Pepper

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I live in a condo.

Included in my condo fees is a parking spot. I do not have a locker.

For the past five years - as long as I've lived there - I've kept a bike in my parking spot, chained to a pipe that ran up the side of the wall.

Zero issues....until last Tuesday.

I came home from work and found a note taped to my bike, from the property management, insisting that I must move my bike from its position by today at the latest. Apparently the issue was it being attached to a "common element", that being the piping.

So I was left with four options:

1: Detach the bike from its' current position, and leave it in my parking spot unchained, at risk of theft.

2: Bring the bike up to the "visitor's lot", where there is an area for resident bikes....but there's only 10-15 spots for a building with 300 units, so it's always packed.

3: Keep my bike in my condo - but not on the balcony, as that's against the rules for some reason.

4: Do nothing, and have the bike confiscated by management.

Last night, I brought my bike up to my condo, so now it's taking up space there, and I'm not happy about it.

I spoke with management about it on Friday, and apparently someone had their unsecured bike stolen from their parking spot, and was suing building management. This individual had gone around various parking spots, including mine, and snapped photos of bikes secured "illegally", as evidence of why this person's bike wasn't secured, and thus left out in the open. So now everyone has to move their bike.

First world problems.
 

yubbers

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May 1, 2013
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That's what you get for buying a condo

Have some mofos tell me what I can and can't do with a parking spot I spent 30k on....

Ya. No
 

beowulf

Not a nice guy.
Jan 29, 2005
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Get something like this?

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or this

bike_all_rack_4.jpg
 

LarryFisherman

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Why are you not allowed to put a bike on the balcony of a property you own?

I get if that rule exists for renters - for whatever stupid reason - but I'd just do it anyway.
 

LarryFisherman

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What I actually did instead is buy a poverty house and do whatever the **** I want in it

but that's a different debate entirely.
 

Dr Pepper

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Why are you not allowed to put a bike on the balcony of a property you own?

I get if that rule exists for renters - for whatever stupid reason - but I'd just do it anyway.

Yeah I'm going to ask, because I've already got chairs and stuff out there. And we don't get the kind of weather here that would blow a bike off a balcony. :help:
 

LarryFisherman

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Yeah I'm going to ask, because I've already got chairs and stuff out there. And we don't get the kind of weather here that would blow a bike off a balcony. :help:

Who cares.

You own it - do whatever the hell you want with it.

Unless it's contractually written into an HOA or something of that nature.

Just sell it and buy a house with a garage.
 

67 others

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Jul 30, 2010
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I live in a condo.

Included in my condo fees is a parking spot. I do not have a locker.

For the past five years - as long as I've lived there - I've kept a bike in my parking spot, chained to a pipe that ran up the side of the wall.

Zero issues....until last Tuesday.

I came home from work and found a note taped to my bike, from the property management, insisting that I must move my bike from its position by today at the latest. Apparently the issue was it being attached to a "common element", that being the piping.

So I was left with four options:

1: Detach the bike from its' current position, and leave it in my parking spot unchained, at risk of theft.

2: Bring the bike up to the "visitor's lot", where there is an area for resident bikes....but there's only 10-15 spots for a building with 300 units, so it's always packed.

3: Keep my bike in my condo - but not on the balcony, as that's against the rules for some reason.

4: Do nothing, and have the bike confiscated by management.

Last night, I brought my bike up to my condo, so now it's taking up space there, and I'm not happy about it.

I spoke with management about it on Friday, and apparently someone had their unsecured bike stolen from their parking spot, and was suing building management. This individual had gone around various parking spots, including mine, and snapped photos of bikes secured "illegally", as evidence of why this person's bike wasn't secured, and thus left out in the open. So now everyone has to move their bike.

First world problems.

Yeah I am happy I bought a house even if it is a semi. Being only 9 years old hopefully limits the initial problems. Condo's seem too much like apartments. Mind you I only move in June 29th, so hopefully I learn my neighbors are cool instead of the alternative
 

67 others

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Why are you not allowed to put a bike on the balcony of a property you own?

I get if that rule exists for renters - for whatever stupid reason - but I'd just do it anyway.

Probably had to join a home owners association in a Condo(or it came with it). They can be all sorts of annoying even to house owners if you are silly enough to buy a house that is part of one.

Maintenance fees that never end up worth it. Stupid rules like "no sheds" and "you must mow the lawn on X day or you get a fine" or tell you when and what color you are limited to when painting your house.
 

LarryFisherman

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Probably had to join a home owners association in a Condo(or it came with it). They can be all sorts of annoying even to house owners if you are silly enough to buy a house that is part of one.

Maintenance fees that never end up worth it. Stupid rules like "no sheds" and "you must mow the lawn on X day or you get a fine" or tell you when and what color you are limited to when painting your house.

HOA's are stupid, unless you live in a horrible neighborhood like mine where people park their cars in their lawns, weld in the driveway, have daily yard sales etc.

General trashiness is avoided with an HOA, which is why I wouldn't mind paying one on my next go around.

I make a lot more money now than I did when we bought the house - same for the misses. So we'll do some things over eventually.
 

Goonzilla

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There's always problems with committees and corporate bodies whose role is oversight of a collective because there's always some r.sole with their own agenda trying to impose their will or ideals over others.

In apartments/condos or shared properties there's always someone or a few trying to assert themselves over others as 'King if the Castle' because they've lived there longer or are more important or whatever; common sense, reason or consideration for others be damned.

You do need to have some sort of regulation but it need only be basic.

For that reason, I hope never to have to be on the situation of living in such an environment. That said, even in a street of standalone owner occupied houses, there's still always one person whose rights for some reason usurp those of every other person.

There are some idiots in my street who complain about roadside parking for no reason other than thinking their property rights extend past their front boundary. Doesn't affect me at all, but I see cars getting towed that just don't need to be towed; they're not blocking access anywhere..but some valuable citizen has been on the phone.
 
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Dr Pepper

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Stop being lazy and bring your bike up to your condo.

Pay attention; I made it quite clear in the first post that the bike is already in my condo. It has absolutely nothing to do with laziness.

My only two issues now that it's up here:

Where exactly I should store it, within the confines of my condo

Having to worry about tracking dirt on the carpeting. Which is really their problem, not mine, since they're tasked with cleaning the carpets on a regular basis. I'd just rather not make the track marks, but if they're so insistent on forcing my hand, then I have very little recourse. :dunno:
 

Chris Hagen*

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Bring up the bike issue at the next AGM and work towards a solution, like having the strata corp. buy more bike storage.
 

Chris Hagen*

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At one of the condos I own we have something like 8 bike racks in a secure underground parking facility for an 80 unit building.
 

Dog

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Pay attention; I made it quite clear in the first post that the bike is already in my condo. It has absolutely nothing to do with laziness.

My only two issues now that it's up here:

Where exactly I should store it, within the confines of my condo

Having to worry about tracking dirt on the carpeting. Which is really their problem, not mine, since they're tasked with cleaning the carpets on a regular basis. I'd just rather not make the track marks, but if they're so insistent on forcing my hand, then I have very little recourse. :dunno:

Just keep the bike on the balcony

You already had it placed somewhere you shouldn't have had it placed

Why not try another spot
 

67 others

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Just keep the bike on the balcony

You already had it placed somewhere you shouldn't have had it placed

Why not try another spot

And then get a fine? Yup, HOA's can fine you for things you do on your on property and can make your life miserable. They can actually cause the bank foreclosure of your property, revoke use of facilities included in your dues, and not only can they sue you for the fine if you tell them to pound sand, but for their legal bills when they sue you. And they usually win.

Its a racket. When I was shopping for a home, an HOA was a dealbreaker.
 

Chris Hagen*

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And then get a fine? Yup, HOA's can fine you for things you do on your on property and can make your life miserable. They can actually cause the bank foreclosure of your property, revoke use of facilities included in your dues, and not only can they sue you for the fine if you tell them to pound sand, but for their legal bills when they sue you. And they usually win.

Its a racket. When I was shopping for a home, an HOA was a dealbreaker.
We don't have HoAs in Canada. Condo corporations/strata associations are not that powerful.
 

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