Blue raspberry is tops on all artificial candy and drink flavours. Thirst was so bad as a kid that Mom had to hide the Windex and whiper fluid 'cause I loved the blue so much. Joke's on her, I always found 'em.
Blue slush puppies are and always will be Canadian minor hockey. If you didn't spend your childhood sucking every milleter of blue syrup from that dry-ass nasty ice after every game/practice you have not and will never have lived life to it's fullest. Unfortunate but true.
People who say watermelon are sheep. It was the "cool" thing to say when you were a youngin'. Just trying to fit in the watermelons were. Sad, some of them actually believe their own lie now.
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