Jiminy Cricket
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Escalators are for ****ing slobs
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Meanwhile your fat ass needs an electric scooter.
Which wouldn’t be able to fit on an escalator.
Fatass.
The Crypto Guy
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You're probably the fattest poster in the lounge if i had to take a guess.
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Come wit it now!
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The vitriol shown toward Jiminy is misguided and unwarranted. We should instead direct our anger at fat ****ing slobs.
Jiminy Cricket
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James, I usually love your content, but I think this post misses the mark. My nephew is morbidly obese and relies on escalators to get from one floor to another. Also, based on the level of vitriol displayed in this thread, there are clearly many 250+ pound slobs on HFBoards who are offended. Please consider taking this down.
Fixed to Ruin
Come wit it now!
Fixed to Ruin
Come wit it now!
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I want to get "lift" tattoed on my arm, when people ask what it means I'll tell them it's British for elevator.
Jiminy Cricket
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I saw a pack of slobs, also known as a "zoo," inching their way up an escalator at Boscov's today for some Christmas shopping. So I immediately sprinted up the adjacent stairs and pushed down the lead slob. Like dominos, one slob toppled another until they were all rolling down the escalator. Afterwards, the manager came out to thank me for taking care of the infestation and gave me a $50 gift card for my efforts. I screamed at Him/Her/Them/Xem/Zir/Hir to simply disable the escalators so these problems wouldn't happen in the first place. I can't go around policing Boscov's for slob infestations all the time.
I saw a pack of slobs, also known as a "zoo," inching their way up an escalator at Boscov's today for some Christmas shopping. So I immediately sprinted up the adjacent stairs and pushed down the lead slob. Like dominos, one slob toppled another until they were all rolling down the escalator. Afterwards, the manager came out to thank me for taking care of the infestation and gave me a $50 gift card for my efforts. I screamed at Him/Her/Them/Xem/Zir/Hir to simply disable the escalators so these problems wouldn't happen in the first place. I can't go around policing Boscov's for slob infestations all the time.
Please.
The only Dominos you know is the pizza joint.
After He retyred, my Gr8 Gr8 Gram'papsickle loved 2 ride the escalators at the M’awl all day long in his bear F’eat. Up and down. Up n down. All. Day. Long. 7 days a weak!!! 
Yew’d have to bee care-full when stepping on tho becuz his cheesy old man f’eet would sweat a lot and He’d make the stairs all slippery. Plus the smell was pretty ripe too.
He’d let out gr8 big belly laffs when he’d stand at the bottom of the S-kell-hater n watch all the lazy fatties slipping on his sweat n Falling on their fat backs like chubby turdl’z. Unable 2 get back up.
Yew’d have to bee care-full when stepping on tho becuz his cheesy old man f’eet would sweat a lot and He’d make the stairs all slippery. Plus the smell was pretty ripe too.
He’d let out gr8 big belly laffs when he’d stand at the bottom of the S-kell-hater n watch all the lazy fatties slipping on his sweat n Falling on their fat backs like chubby turdl’z. Unable 2 get back up.
Egg
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Thats literally the police description people give of you.
"Were there legs and a torso attached to it?"
I'm not sure...
Egg
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Change the word vitriol, with attention, and sir, you are spot on.
Stop feeding the troll, folks.
Egg
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Kind of funny I got warnings for opinionated posts, yet this girl gets to troll with nobody batting an eyelid.
Kind of sad, considering this lounge would be so much better if people could post actual off topic subject matter, vs attention seeking, third person seeking posts desperately trying to trigger others, because in real life they don't have a voice, nor the intestinal fortitude to have one in the first place.
The type I would demand to be quiet and get me my dinner, and that would comply.
The irony if I get nabbed for a sexist post, based on the implications towards the OP.
To me, would just highlight how pathetic this part of HF Boards has become.
Kind of sad, considering this lounge would be so much better if people could post actual off topic subject matter, vs attention seeking, third person seeking posts desperately trying to trigger others, because in real life they don't have a voice, nor the intestinal fortitude to have one in the first place.
The type I would demand to be quiet and get me my dinner, and that would comply.
The irony if I get nabbed for a sexist post, based on the implications towards the OP.
To me, would just highlight how pathetic this part of HF Boards has become.
Egg
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Anyone replying to another post of his, are essentially debating with a 26 year old, that still lives in her mom's basement, and for whom this persona is the highlight of her life.
I think everyone should follow suit if she posts again, to avoid replying, and giving her the silence she deserves.
I think everyone should follow suit if she posts again, to avoid replying, and giving her the silence she deserves.
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