Duck? no, Rabbit? no, it’s Penguins Golf (Off) season!

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806707852238786677

 

[Empoleon8771]

Marchand-Crosby-MacKinnon is going to be an absolute monster of a line at this tournament.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Pittsburgh legend retires

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806293993501708509

 

[Turin]

Weird that we have hockey hall of fame worthiness cards now.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805671235583463890

Gonch was always underrated.

 

[Gurglesons]

Marchand-Crosby-MacKinnon is going to be an absolute monster of a line at this tournament.

They should just go balls out and make the line McDavid - Crosby - Bedard.

 

[Fogel]

Weird that we have hockey hall of fame worthiness cards now.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805671235583463890

Kind of follows what Jay Jaffe did with baseball HOF and JAWS, basically looking at what the average statline at a particular position of who has been inducted already and compare to what the player's career was and see how it stacks up.

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806699453190901840

 

[DesertedPenguin]

Off-ice move involving the Pens -- Steve Mears headed to Columbus. Bourque is likely going to be the full-time TV analyst with Getzoff, so the Pens could have a brand new radio broadcast team this year.

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2024/07/02/blue-jackets-hire-steve-mears-phil-bourque-penguins-radio/stories/202407020074

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Off-ice move involving the Pens -- Steve Mears headed to Columbus. Bourque is likely going to be the full-time TV analyst with Getzoff, so the Pens could have a brand new radio broadcast team this year.

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2024/07/02/blue-jackets-hire-steve-mears-phil-bourque-penguins-radio/stories/202407020074

If they have the dump button ready at all times, I'll do it.

 

[Tom Hanks]

When twitter lines up perfectly…..

 

[Tom Hanks]

Elliotte using memes! Nice

https://x.com/i/web/status/1809391837213339801

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1809641454265840089

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Crosby is going to retire from the Penguins and play soccer.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Crosby is going to retire from the Penguins and play soccer.

Cue the flyers fans saying he's diving... And it being true for once

 

[Tom Hanks]

Good ol’ cringe ads

https://x.com/i/web/status/1809712085145714888

 

[Buddy Bizarre]

Good ol’ cringe ads

https://x.com/i/web/status/1809712085145714888

Probably better than what's been put out lately for the NHL.

 

[Tom Hanks]

The BIGGEST news of the off season

https://x.com/i/web/status/1811460490863755592

 

[Deport Ogie]

The Greyhounds only ever drank Coke products. ****ing Dubas strikes again.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Coke is unquestionably better than Poopsi

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I know it's ALL sugar water but yeah... Pepsi is too sweet compared to Coke and goes flat like... immediately.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Jolt or death, you p***yes.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Jolt or death, you p***yes.

Malkin voted for Chernobly (and a Hot Tub).

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1811458374602502441

 

[Tom Hanks]

Swoosh, Just Shoot It

https://x.com/i/web/status/1811930541903556677

 

[Gurglesons]

Swoosh, Just Shoot It

https://x.com/i/web/status/1811930541903556677

Why are they Quebec Nordique skates?