Duck? no, Rabbit? no, it’s Penguins Golf (Off) season!

[Tom Hanks]

A non-roster building thread of the Pens off season. Complete with useless information and past memories (good or bad).

Throwback to the first and only fire breathing turtle to ever play in the NHL. He only had one shift but he’s defensive work was world class.

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[HandshakeLine]

I would like to see more hitting please and thanks.

 

[Sideline]

 

[BusinessGoose]

Get this non-bitching shit out of here!

 

[Crosbyfan]

Back in the good hold days.
When 6 hooks and 2 holds could be negated by one goal:

 

[Tom Hanks]

Get this non-bitching shit out of here!

The funniest part was the post game interview when they asked why he did it and Crosby response was …..

…. what else am I supposed to do

 

[HandshakeLine]

I miss agitators.

 

[LOGiK]

I miss agitators.

I'll forever miss and am a lover of old school hockey. Trying to dress up a gladiators type sport and it doesn't work for me... wholly. Especially watching the penguins soff bunch. For crying out loud.

 

[Al Smith]

Back in the good hold days.
When 6 hooks and 2 holds could be negated by one goal:

I liked it when Pens who had a breakaway: 1. shot; 2. shot on goal; and 3. scored. The mastery of those elements seems to have been lost.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Bob Errey is the golden retriever of humans.

 

[Sideline]

Bob Errey is the golden retriever of humans.

And we love him for it!

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

And we love him for it!

I miss that glorious drunken doofus just spout random gems on a damn near nightly basis. "He's giving him a mouth full of lumber out there Steigy! He's not a beaver!"

 

[Tasty Biscuits]

The broadcasts really suffered this season without his enthusiasm.

 

[HandshakeLine]

The broadcasts really suffered this season without his enthusiasm.

For real. The current broadcasting duo is terrible.

 

[Victor Z]

For real. The current broadcasting duo is terrible.

Even Colby and Rupper could barely clear the floor-level bar set by the execrable Phil Bourque. They brought nothing except more "shill for the home team and ESPECIALLY never say anything bad about the head coach".

On PBP, this team is boring enough without having to listen to Steve Mears broadcast it -- and Getzoff is worse than Mears. Different, but still somehow worse.

I'm still waiting for the AI version of prime Mike Lange to call the games. Until then we are stuck with what has to be the worst group of morons with microphones in the entire NHL, and that includes Potash and Hunter.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Geno is score

https://x.com/i/web/status/1800710398754385987

 

[Tom Hanks]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ….

https://x.com/i/web/status/1800514902706327960

 

[Turin]

Kinda pissed this decade has been so shit (in general, not personally) that 2017 feels like it should still be 3 years ago and not 7.

 

[ThosePuckingPenguins]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1801396740869804521

Well now we know why he created his own hat brand and wears that hat constantly.

 

[Andy99]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1801396740869804521

Well now we know why he created his own hat brand and wears that hat constantly.

I posted that tweet on another thread lol

 

[Andy99]

Locked on Penguins answered a question debating if the Pens 5 championship teams played each other in a round robin tournament which team would come out on top…and there was an actual debate between whether the 1992 team or 2016 wound win…like it’s not even close imo…1992 team for sure lol

 

[Turin]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1801396740869804521

Well now we know why he created his own hat brand and wears that hat constantly.

Alright nothing has convinced me it’s time to rebuild until now

 

[HandshakeLine]

Eh, good on Geno for embracing the balding instead of hair pluggin'. Dude looks like every other east slav in Brighton Beach with a taxi medallion and opinions.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Oh man, the gold chains and chest hair

Geno... Nooooo!

 

[Tom Hanks]

Fathers Day