Jiminy Cricket
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- Mar 9, 2014
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"Do you want Coke or ginger ale?" inquired the mailman.
"Mailman, why are you offering me beverages?" I replied.
"Why, I'm here to deliver the mail," he said. "Do you want Coke or ginger ale?"
"How about a burger instead?"
"Beggars can't be choosers, James. The choices are Coke and ginger ale."
"I'm not begging. You came here and f***ing offered me soda instead of delivering my mail."
Nothing Beat`s a Crisp glass of Soda.
"Mailman, why are you offering me beverages?" I replied.
"Why, I'm here to deliver the mail," he said. "Do you want Coke or ginger ale?"
"How about a burger instead?"
"Beggars can't be choosers, James. The choices are Coke and ginger ale."
"I'm not begging. You came here and f***ing offered me soda instead of delivering my mail."
Nothing Beat`s a Crisp glass of Soda.