Do you have any Halloween "traditions"?

[Carolinas Identity*]

By "tradition" I mean things that you will do every year without fail. Like beyond decorating, or giving out candy.

I have a few

I get up early every year and watch both "Hocus Pocus" & "Ernest Scared Stupid". Then I will play and beat in a single sitting "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" on Super Nintendo.

Really gets me in the festive mood before handing out candy, then going out myself

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[Pharrell Williams]

This year I will begin a tradition of looking at your selfies to get spooked out but also strangely horny.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I listen to this song

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[Langdon Alger]

I do the monster mash.

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

I binge watch the Saw series before every Halloween.

 

[Dog]

I kiss a girl wearing a revealing costume

 

[sully1410]

By "tradition" I mean things that you will do every year without fail. Like beyond decorating, or giving out candy.

I have a few

I get up early every year and watch both "Hocus Pocus" & "Ernest Scared Stupid". Then I will play and beat in a single sitting "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" on Super Nintendo.

Really gets me in the festive mood before handing out candy, then going out myself

 

[sully1410]

I kiss a girl wearing a revealing costume

It wasn't a girl.

 

[Porn*]

Get dressed, trashed, scare kids and have fun.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get drunk and watch hockey (if the Pens are playing).

But if not then I'll get drunk and watch horror films from my collection all night.

Last year the Mrs. and I watched....

- Lucio Fulci's "The Beyond"
- Lucio Fulci's "The House By The Cemetery"
- "Deathdream"

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

do the same thing I do every other day.
go to work.

 

[The Head Crusher]

For years it was to play the original Medal of Honor on the PS1.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

binge on retro internet porn and then go out and set random fires.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

binge on retro internet porn and then go out and set random fires.

Oh, I see what I've been doing wrong!

You do one and THEN the other...

 

[cupcrazyman]

I slam the door & keep all the chocolate bars for myself.

I also harass people dressed as a scary clown !

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I give miniature candy bars to the little kids.
Kids in their early teens get (American) Smarties.
Older kids, and/or kids with crappy costumes get last year's leftover DumDums.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

This lady brought her kid to my house last year. She was so ****ing drunk she could barely walk. Pissed me off a little. As they walked away, the little girl said, "Come on, Daddy, hurry up!" Mommy wasn't drunk, she was a dude trying to walk in high heels!

 

[Buck Aki Berg]

Binge on half-price candy when it goes on sale the next day.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

Binge on half-price candy when it goes on sale the next day.

it takes 9 mini snickers to make one regular snickers.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

it takes 9 mini snickers to make one regular snickers.

you can still usually get boxes of like ~50 mini chocolate bars for like five bucks on November 1st

 

[KaseMeOutside]

halloween being on a monday is absolute ****ing garbage

 

[HisIceness]

I'm thinking about going as some kind of clown this year. This seems like a good year to be a clown. Maybe I'll be one of those clowns that hides in the woods and scares people. I see nothing wrong with this and I doubt anyone will lose their minds. At worst some kid might go crying to his or her parents but the parents will just laugh and tell the kid they are just seeing things. It's all in good fun.

 

[yubbers]

Eating candy

 

[Pharrell Williams]

This lady brought her kid to my house last year. She was so ****ing drunk she could barely walk. Pissed me off a little. As they walked away, the little girl said, "Come on, Daddy, hurry up!" Mommy wasn't drunk, she was a dude trying to walk in high heels!

No transphobia, please.

 

[10coach*]

what in the ****