Dany Heatley's Twitter is amazing (Not actually Heatley)

[PuckNorris]

https://twitter.com/danyallstar15?s=21

Please get this guy a gig on ESPN or Sportsnet.

I'm assuming it's actually him since he's followed by a lot of NHL players.

Edit: ok, it's not really him but still. lol

 

[Ghetty Green]

That's not him

 

[EdJovanovski]

It’s obviously not him lmaooo but i wish it was

 

[H3ckt1k]

lmao

 

[Regal]

Meh. Every tweet's a rant about the refs that reads like throwaway lines from an episode of Letterkenny

 

[DieSendungmitderMaus]

Would be funny if it was him but loool no

"Dannyallstar" as a handle would've probably been grounds for cancellation of his NHL contract

 

[holy]

That just sounds like someone who posts here lmao.

 

[lawrence]

Location : your girls house.

that’s not him.

 

[Fantomas]

Pretty sure the primadonna image of Dany Heatley was invented by a Youtuber named OttawaGh0st, a disgruntled Senators fan who made some really funny videos in which he dubbed Heatley speaking with ridiculously over-the-top vocal mannerisms about how he's an "all-star" and how he stole Eugene Melnyk's money to buy himself a big boat.

You can still find some of the videos circulating on YT. Most of them are pretty old.

The vids were so popular for a while that NHL players were sharing them and even Heatley himself reportedly thought they were funny.

But I don't think the person running this Twitter account is the same guy. It's someone else.

 

[bigdog16]

Ive played with some guys who know who is behind the account personally. Hes out of NJ or at least played juniot hockey there. Apparently the kid is an absolute riot too. Been behind the account for quite a few years and been anonymous the whole time

 

[WADEugottaBELAKthat]

Pretty sure it’s one of the guys from the Wet Jeans podcast.

It’s actually an entertaining podcast. Funny guys. IMO.

I might be wrong though.

 

[Voight]

Its not actually him. But its been the best parody account for like a decade now.

 

[End of Line]

Pretty sure the primadonna image of Dany Heatley was invented by a Youtuber named OttawaGh0st, a disgruntled Senators fan who made some really funny videos in which he dubbed Heatley speaking with ridiculously over-the-top vocal mannerisms about how he's an "all-star" and how he stole Eugene Melnyk's money to buy himself a big boat.

You can still find some of the videos circulating on YT. Most of them are pretty old.

The vids were so popular for a while that NHL players were sharing them and even Heatley himself reportedly thought they were funny.

But I don't think the person running this Twitter account is the same guy. It's someone else.

 

[GermanSpitfire]

Not as good as it used to be, the account was sold at some point.

 

[Smirnov2Chistov]

damn, Heater was a beaut back in the day

 

[Kamina]

#50in07

 

[The National]

Of course it is he’s f***in allstar.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

Imagine thinking that was actually Heatley...

 

[Black Kevin]

The account was sold back in 2018ish, IIRC. Was funnier way back then.

 

[Pietrangelo]

Location : your girls house.

that’s not him.

But when’s the last time you’ve been to your girls house?
50 in ‘07

 

[Rorschach]

Next, the guy will Twitch-stream some GTA.

 

[SomeDude]

It amazes me how many people believe everything they see on the internet.

 

[CalderSchmalder]

His Burke parody is even better

 

[Clode]

Wow that account is still going after all these years

 

[koyvoo]

Imagine thinking that was actually Heatley...

Lol. The bio says “I tweet about hockey and offshore drilling”

Anyway, I read a few days worth of tweets. I’m not exactly sure I’d call this account amazing, or funny. If it was actuality him, it’d be funny though.