WJC: Czechs are winning this! Sorry not sorry!

[Czechboy]

The Czech posters have been very fair, respectful, even minded and cautiously optimistic this whole tourney. I say enough!

This is not a draft combine. This is not a round robin game. This is not even a quarter or a semi. This game is not played on paper. This is a GOLD game and all bets are off. It is time to unleash hell on these Canuckleheads from the 'Good' White North!

I hope every Canadian player stubs their toe getting off the bus. I hope that Canadians are in a bad mood when they ride their Polar Bears to work tomorrow!

Sure, Canada's forwards have more skill and depth overall but our bottom 6 is built like a Bulgarian weightlifting team. I hear the 6'3 forward has been bullied by the others for being too small. If Canada thought Baco was a nightmare wait till you see our beast Marcel Marcel. The man so not nice, they named him twice!

Our D is better and Svozil is clearly carrying Bedard in the WHL.

Milic? Sounds Croatian. How did the Croatian goalie do for Canada at the Soccer World Cup? Edge.. Suchanek.

Our coach set his lines on Day 1 and hasn't had to change them. That's how good he is!

Canadian bacon is just shitty ham.

Canadian Maple Syrup is thick and inconsistent. Has nothing on Aunt Jemimah!

Czech beer is superior in every way. Try having a glorious Pilsner Urquell and then a Labatt Bleu... how on earth can they call that a Pilsner?

Czech Supermodels are so much better than Poutine!

Slavic people have had Canada's number this whole tourney! I'd like to thank our Slovak brothers for roughing up Canada for us and giving us the blueprint!

We kept Bedard to one point last time, we are the reason he's not getting the Forsberg record and we are not sorry!

I am in shock that people think the country that created Jagr and Hasek will lose to the country that gave us Nickelback and Celine Dion!

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[ClasslessGuy]

Perfect and well done jinx thread

 

[FrankMTL]

Pfff, shows what you know, I just ride a "regular" bear to work....

 

[GreenLine]

If Czechoslovakia reunited, they probably would've won this. People need to put identity politics aside and think about hockey for a change.

Czechia on its own probably won't win though.

 

[Canadienna]

I couldn't think of a worse way to describe Canadian maple syrup than thick and inconsistent. I mean come on do some research.

But everything else, sure.

 

[Dominance]

@Czechboy you’re my favourite poster on here

How do you pronounce Cesko? Chess-ko? Canada is a team of Queen pieces that will rampage around the pawns and handful of rooks that are the Czechs. Bring it!

 

[daver]

We talked about letting you win but not with this attitude.

 

[ORRFForever]

If you win, you win. God bless for it because it will be well deserved.

 

[CupInSIX]

Mods have an obligation to not lock this for 48hrs no matter what happens

 

[jj cale]

If you win, you win. God bless for it because it will be well deserved.

2 wins over Canada in this tournament. yeah they will have earned it for sure.

Should be a competitive game.

 

[SantosHalper]

Czechia!

 

[Sasha Orlov]

Czechboy is based as f***

 

[Canada4Gold]

You might be my favorite poster in the international section. If this happened I'd be a little bit mad, but you deserve it.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

Czechia to the moon! Who needs Space X when you have Space k!

 

[GreatSaveEssensa]

Apparently you’ve been indulging in the far far superior Canadian weed my friend.

Good luck and may the best team win.

 

[Canadienna]

Is it true the Czech team swam in the harbour today?



I mean that's cool and all, except that water is straight nasty. Their wastewater facility has had some recent issues to say the least.

Is this "sewage bathing" a clever Czech strategy?

We'll have to wait to find out!

 

[Patmac40]

Is it true the Czech team swam in the harbour today?



I mean that's cool and all, except that water is straight nasty. Their wastewater facility has had some recent issues to say the least.

Is this "sewage bathing" a clever Czech strategy?

We'll have to wait to find out!

They might all get sick or end up with insane superpowers. Maybe worth the risk.

 

[The Management]

Apparently your country has the highest beer consumption per capita in the world.

Keep a few frosty ones handy tonight, you'll need 'em!

 

[1989]

Put your money where your mouth is @Czechboy .
Talk is cheap.

 

[EK47]

The Czech posters have been very fair, respectful, even minded and cautiously optimistic this whole tourney. I say enough!

This is not a draft combine. This is not a round robin game. This is not even a quarter or a semi. This game is not played on paper. This is a GOLD game and all bets are off. It is time to unleash hell on these Canuckleheads from the 'Good' White North!

I hope every Canadian player stubs their toe getting off the bus. I hope that Canadians are in a bad mood when they ride their Polar Bears to work tomorrow!

Sure, Canada's forwards have more skill and depth overall but our bottom 6 is built like a Bulgarian weightlifting team. I hear the 6'3 forward has been bullied by the others for being too small. If Canada thought Baco was a nightmare wait till you see our beast Marcel Marcel. The man so not nice, they named him twice!

Our D is better and Svozil is clearly carrying Bedard in the WHL.

Milic? Sounds Croatian. How did the Croatian goalie do for Canada at the Soccer World Cup? Edge.. Suchanek.

Our coach set his lines on Day 1 and hasn't had to change them. That's how good he is!

Canadian bacon is just shitty ham.

Canadian Maple Syrup is thick and inconsistent. Has nothing on Aunt Jemimah!

Czech beer is superior in every way. Try having a glorious Pilsner Urquell and then a Labatt Bleu... how on earth can they call that a Pilsner?

Czech Supermodels are so much better than Poutine!

Slavic people have had Canada's number this whole tourney! I'd like to thank our Slovak brothers for roughing up Canada for us and giving us the blueprint!

We kept Bedard to one point last time, we are the reason he's not getting the Forsberg record and we are not sorry!

I am in shock that people think the country that created Jagr and Hasek will lose to the country that gave us Nickelback and Celine Dion!

You could atleast compare Nickelback and Celine Dion with two internationally known Czech artist from this century... Oh right..

Sorry that was open net, someone had to tap it in

 

[Mathieukferland]

@Czechboy you’re the best poster on the international board, but unfortunately I think Chechnya Republic is going to have a difficult game ahead

 

[EK47]

@Czechboy you’re the best poster on the international board, but unfortunately I think Chechnya Republic is going to have a difficult game ahead

You’re absolutely right Chechnya would have an impossible time, I’d be surprised if they even kept austria close.

 

[Peiskos]

I feel like Canada will use the knowledge that Czechia beat them once already as further motivation to get the win, that's classic bulletin board material. At the same time the Czechs have just as much to fight for and just as much will to win, immediately becoming one of the most historic wins in Czech history as it would snap a very long gold medal drought (2001)

 

[Erikfromfin]

I should warn you Czechia the referees will be hugely biased for Canada.

 

[unkempt]

Czechboy is based as f***

say what?

Is it true the Czech team swam in the harbour today?



I mean that's cool and all, except that water is straight nasty. Their wastewater facility has had some recent issues to say the least.

Is this "sewage bathing" a clever Czech strategy?

We'll have to wait to find out!

The strategy: if the water don’t kill us, nothing will