Clutch

[Jiminy Cricket]

It was the Bottom of the 9th. Two Out`s, Two Strike`s. Base`s Loaded, Down 3 Run`s. I Point`d at the Seat`s. The Pitcher Stare`d me Down. I Call`d Time. I Sat Down Next 2 the Batter`s Box `n` Took off my Cleat`s `n` Sock`s. The Smell Waft`d over 2 the Other Player`s `n` they Immediately Pass`d out. I Start`d licking my Feet as the Fan`s head`d for the Exit`s. While Every-One was Down, the Team Round`d the Base`s. We Won the Game. Clutch.

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[Mantis]

Why didn’t your team pass’d out

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why didn’t your team pass’d out

They love the s’mell of sweaty B’ase Bawl feet in the m’ourning.

S’mells like vict’ry

 

[TheGreenTBer]

my car has one of these

 

[Tarantula]

my car has one of these

Love a manual six speed in the city.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Love a manual!

I'm not an expert by any means (my downshifts are better when I double-clutch, and I'm slow on hills) but I don't think I'd want to go back to an automatic. I drive a Subaru WRX and an automatic on that car is borderline sacrilege.

 

[HisIceness]