Christmas Countdown 2019

Bumpus

Shhh ...
Mar 4, 2008
2,518
1,247
WV
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Jiminy Cricket

#TeamMeat
Mar 9, 2014
2,183
2,090
I slaved away for the whole year, working overtime almost every night to give my wife and kids the best Christmas they ever had. This morning I woke up to a cacophony of smoke detectors and screaming. The Christmas tree had caught fire, but the stairway was blocked so I exited through my bedroom window. I made it out safely, but my entire family burned to death on Christmas morning. I wish it had been me instead.
 

Mantis

I am a doctah
Mar 7, 2011
25,495
4,942
Crimetown, Saskatchewan
I slaved away for the whole year, working overtime almost every night to give my wife and kids the best Christmas they ever had. This morning I woke up to a cacophony of smoke detectors and screaming. The Christmas tree had caught fire, but the stairway was blocked so I exited through my bedroom window. I made it out safely, but my entire family burned to death on Christmas morning. I wish it had been me instead.
I am starting to think that not all of your posts are true...
 
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VickAshley

Registered User
Dec 7, 2017
1,776
901
Oak Lawn
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I slaved away for the whole year, working overtime almost every night to give my wife and kids the best Christmas they ever had. This morning I woke up to a cacophony of smoke detectors and screaming. The Christmas tree had caught fire, but the stairway was blocked so I exited through my bedroom window. I made it out safely, but my entire family burned to death on Christmas morning. I wish it had been me instead.

I'm sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel any better my ferret was killed by a raccoon this morning because my room-mate left the back door cracked open for Santa because we dont have a fireplace.
 

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