GDT: Championship Game: USA vs Canada, 2/20 - 8pm ET (ESPN, ESPN+) There will be no political discussion, will result in warnings and thread bans.

[BigDaddyLurch]

America has Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax and Pantera
Canada has Anvil

...Britian has Black Sabbath...and they're with us...game, set, match...

 

[Three On Zero]

It just occurred to me the possibility that if it goes to OT and there's no winner ... Shootout.

Please Hockey Gods, whatever happens - except USA winning - don't let it go to a shootout.

Isnt it continuous 5on5?

You never heard of Boston Pops? He’s the big fat guy who sings the anthem before bruins games

Honestly, no.

 

[canadianmagpie]

Isnt it continuous 5on5?


Honestly, no.

Yeah, it's Stanley Cup rules so 5 on 5 until there's a winner.

 

[NyQuil]

I was waiting for my ride to pick me up one time and I was standing near a small garden. I had music playing at full blast in my headphones and somehow heard a loud hiss from the garden

It was one of these f***ers, scared the shit out of me. Chased me down the street and everything

Our Department of National Defence (this joke writes itself) actually issued this for employees at the NDHQ campus:

National Defence Headquarters message to personnel: Please be mindful of the Canadian geese that live at NDHQ (Carling). Spring and Summer are their breeding season and they can become aggressive and territorial if they perceive a threat to their nest or their offspring.

If you encounter a goose / geese that is displaying aggressive behavior, it is important to remain calm and keep your distance.

We would recommend the following steps to help resolve the situation:

• Remain calm and do not panic.
• Give the goose plenty of space and avoid getting too close.
• Do not attempt to feed or touch the goose, as this can further provoke them.
• Try to move away slowly and quietly without turning your back to the goose. Maintain eye contact while you back away.
• If the goose charges or hisses, raise your arms to appear larger and back away slowly.
• If you were attacked, seek medical attention and contact OHS at [email protected]

Please respect the natural habitat of these animals. Do not disturb their nests or eggs.

This message is being sent on behalf of Colonel A.J. Delhommeau, Commander of Canadian Forces Support Group (Ottawa-Gatineau) and Base Commander of Canadian Forces Base Ottawa-Gatineau, to all recipients in the National Capital Region (NCR).

FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK TO THE GOOSE!

NDHQ deals with a seasonal threat – Canadian Naval Review

National Defence Headquarters message to personnel: Please be mindful of the Canadian geese that live at NDHQ (Carling). Spring and Summer are their breeding season and they can become aggressive and territorial if they perceive a threat to their nest or their offspring.

www.navalreview.ca

 

[Sunan]

Lets go USA !

 

[Sasha Orlov]

America has Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax and Pantera
Canada has Anvil

The Band and The Guess Who are better than all of those anyway

 

[CarolinaBlueJacket]

...Britian has Black Sabbath...and they're with us...game, set, match...

Dio was the best singer in Black Sabbath and he was American.

 

[93gilmour93]

...Britian has Black Sabbath...and they're with us...game, set, match...

 

[S E P H]

Hasn’t he been a ghost all tournament?

He's been one of the better players. Hughes and Matthews have been way worse.

 

[Fledgemyhedge]

I never said archery. I said fencing!!!

Knew I was off on that one

 

[CarolinaBlueJacket]

The Band and The Guess Who are better than all of those anyway

I thought for sure somebody would go Nickelback on me

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

Dio was the best singer in Black Sabbath and he was American.

...you no know music, bud...

 

[Nikki Potnick]

You never heard of Boston Pops? He’s the big fat guy who sings the anthem before bruins games

Oh him. I didn't know his name, I always just referred to him as the big fat guy who sings the anthem before bruins games.

 

[White Out 902]

I always knew that Americans were tasteless, but crapping on poutine and cheese curds proves how classless they are.

 

[S E P H]

America has Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax and Pantera
Canada has Anvil

Canada has Devin Townsend who is better than any of these bands.

 

[NyQuil]

They should get Boston Rob to sing the anthem.

 

[Strangle]

America has Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax and Pantera
Canada has Anvil

Don’t forget kardinal!

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

I always knew that Americans were tasteless, but crapping on poutine and cheese curds proves how classless they are.

...no, I'm thinking Dio over Ozzy was MUCH worse...

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

I thought for sure somebody would go Nickelback on me

...no, we hate them too...

 

[Master P]

Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[OilersFanatics505]

...no, we hate them too...

Maybe there is something we can use to unite both countries…

 

[Nogatco Rd]

Oh him. I didn't know his name, I always just referred to him as the big fat guy who sings the anthem before bruins games.

it was a joke , the Boston Pops are a symphony orchestra that plays covers of popular music

 

[NyQuil]

Nothing more needs to be said.

When I was a kid you could get juice and kool-aid in bags too.

 

[93gilmour93]

Don’t forget kardinal!

 

[PuckG]

Nothing more needs to be said.

This is not a universal Canadian thing. Do not stereotype us like that, you dog.