Post-Game Talk: I forget what hockey looks like

[Idiot Stick]

 

[Idiot Stick]

BOLD PREDICTION OF THE NIGHT
Verhaeghe doesnt score tonight

 

[Chaos2k7]

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Too much effort given

 

[Idiot Stick]

Too much effort given

well somones gotta keep you on your toes

 

[ShootIt]

Florida Panthers when needing effort to close out a game.

 

[Last Rat Standing]

Verhaeghe couldn't score with Bonnie Blue at this point

 

[Last Rat Standing]

Florida Panthers when needing effort to close out a game. View attachment 1004588

Second best Packers quarterback back in the day.

Also Verhaeghe couldn't score with Bonnie Blue at this point.

 

[Chaos2k7]

Florida Panthers hope to have Matthew Tkachuk for start of playoffs | TSN

As the playoffs draw closer, it's unclear if Matthew Tkachuk will be ready for Game 1 of the Florida Panthers first-round series.

www.tsn.ca

 

[ShootIt]

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Update the meme, Mr Idiot

 

[ge2655]

Anatomically speaking, tonight we’re gonna find out if last night was a kick in the ass or a kick in the balls.

 

[Idiot Stick]

panthers went 6-1 without Tkachuk (winning those games 21-7) and then went 4-6 without Ekblad (22-29).

This speaks volumes


We need to resign Yandle

 

[ShootIt]

panthers went 6-1 without Tkachuk (winning those games 21-7) and then went 4-6 without Ekblad (22-29).

This speaks volumes


We need to resign Yandle

Not trading for Erik Gudbranson was huge. Its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. The playoffs have greatly increased the cardiac attacks of those of us who live in "advanced" Palm Tree counties, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World*Canada* to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued absence of Gudbranson will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" Palm Tree locations.

 

[TheImpatientBoomer]

Does Rod the Bod run this website???





Anywho, just hoping we clap these clowns from Toronto.

 

[FinlandPanther]

I have no faith in them winning tonight lmao. They’re going to get slapped.

 

[Idiot Stick]

Be Panthers fan in Sunrise

Wake up in apartment after falling asleep on the couch.

Finish the 3/4 full warm Corona light you didn’t quite finish last night.

Might as well keep the party going the Panthers are playing tonight and you got tickets

Throw on a Goldies 3rd period stat shirt.

Kiss framed picture of the 2023 Panthers 3rd pairing before leaving.

Meet neighbor outside, also wearing a Goldies 3rd period stat shirt.“Wicked choice brudda”

Wait way too long for your uber, something about a Hurricane.

Arrive downtown in a bad mood.

Random homeless guy is kneeling on the street next to the Sawgrass mall asking for change.

Sucker punch him in the back of the head.

Immediately sprint to the biggest guy in a Bennett jersey you can find and hide behind him.

Biggest guy also starts throwing suckers.

“That’s whatcha get for messing wit tha Cats”

Crowd applauds

Tell big guy that him punching that man was brave, almost as brave as Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Get inside the BB&T Amerant bank arena.

Warmups are going on.

Marchand (mfw didnt need to edit this part) is eyeing up the opposing team, deciding who he’ll lick or knee tonight.

Maybe he’ll do both.“Guys hate him because he’s elite”

Ballinskis suddenly throws his stick and gloves in the air, falls and stays laying down for the next 5 minutes.

Apparently a gentle breeze swept through the ice and caught him in the head. After the huge injury, luckily Ballinskis gets up threatening to fight the air.

Crowd goes wild.

“Fackin aih tryna be tough.”

Panthers bring out some sort of army veteran before the national anthem.

Remind person sitting next to you that while the troops are brave, no one is braver than Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Game starts

Bobrovsky makes 5 massive saves in a row.

“BOOOOBBBB”“Best goalie in dah league”

5 minutes later Bob lets in a goal he had no chance of stopping.

“Booooo” “Knight woulda had that”

Bennett starts an unnecessary scrum in front of the net.

Gets lightly tapped and nearly sends his helmet into orbit.

“Yanno I hate seein guys beat up on the lil guys, pick on someone yah own size”

Gadjovich beheads some 5’9 rookie 3 minutes later.

“That’s betta

”Some random fan is wearing an Adam Henrique, or Auston Matthews, or Mark Stone, or Seth Jones (leavin this here lmao) etc.. jersey.

Stand up and boo him.

Section applauds you.

Another fan comes up to you to say that your actions were brave, but nobody is braver than Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Game isn’t going well.

Eventually the Cats end up losing the game but only because of the refs.

score was 9-1

Take Bright Line home, again waiting because of a Cat 5 Hurricane.

Get home.

Replay of the Marlins championship in black and white is playing.

Might cheer you up on any other day, but too busy focusing on the Cats loss tonight.

Somethings off about this team.

“Gettin pushed around out theah”

Neighbor yells through wall “f*** yah they ah”

Flashbacks of Vegas knocking the Cats around start to come back.

Get up off the couch.

Walk over to framed picture of the 2023 Panthers 3rd pairing.

Wonder where it all went wrong

“I’ll never get over you guys”

 

[ShootIt]

Chaos entering this thread again.

 

[FinlandPanther]

Balinskis and Bjornfot Mastercards incoming. I’ll say -3 tonight.

 

[floridada]

Hell yeah another game!

 

[sinDer]

I really doubt we are going to win another game this year, playoffs included.

 

[TheImpatientBoomer]

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He will reach his breaking point eventually, they all do.
Never thought Soupy would but even he did...

 

[KW]

Prediction: Auston Yu-Gi-Oh will score one or two tonite because 1) he always does against us, unless he’s trying to hit 70 goals, and then he won’t, 2) he scores against us especially if he’s not playing, 3) he’s so worth a huge contract.

 

[iam76]

loustar will do something... anything tonight...

 

[Last Rat Standing]

I really doubt we are going to win another game this year, playoffs included.

I looked at the schedule and think similarly as well. Maybe Buffalo and one against Detroit.

That day game against Ottawa on Saturday is going to be a bloodbath. The best way to beat the panthers is to schedule day games.

 

[Gizmoskevich]

Be Panthers fan in Sunrise

Wake up in apartment after falling asleep on the couch.

Finish the 3/4 full warm Corona light you didn’t quite finish last night.

Might as well keep the party going the Panthers are playing tonight and you got tickets

Throw on a Goldies 3rd period stat shirt.

Kiss framed picture of the 2023 Panthers 3rd pairing before leaving.

Meet neighbor outside, also wearing a Goldies 3rd period stat shirt.“Wicked choice brudda”

Wait way too long for your uber, something about a Hurricane.

Arrive downtown in a bad mood.

Random homeless guy is kneeling on the street next to the Sawgrass mall asking for change.

Sucker punch him in the back of the head.

Immediately sprint to the biggest guy in a Bennett jersey you can find and hide behind him.

Biggest guy also starts throwing suckers.

“That’s whatcha get for messing wit tha Cats”

Crowd applauds

Tell big guy that him punching that man was brave, almost as brave as Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Get inside the BB&T Amerant bank arena.

Warmups are going on.

Marchand (mfw didnt need to edit this part) is eyeing up the opposing team, deciding who he’ll lick or knee tonight.

Maybe he’ll do both.“Guys hate him because he’s elite”

Ballinskis suddenly throws his stick and gloves in the air, falls and stays laying down for the next 5 minutes.

Apparently a gentle breeze swept through the ice and caught him in the head. After the huge injury, luckily Ballinskis gets up threatening to fight the air.

Crowd goes wild.

“Fackin aih tryna be tough.”

Panthers bring out some sort of army veteran before the national anthem.

Remind person sitting next to you that while the troops are brave, no one is braver than Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Game starts

Bobrovsky makes 5 massive saves in a row.

“BOOOOBBBB”“Best goalie in dah league”

5 minutes later Bob lets in a goal he had no chance of stopping.

“Booooo” “Knight woulda had that”

Bennett starts an unnecessary scrum in front of the net.

Gets lightly tapped and nearly sends his helmet into orbit.

“Yanno I hate seein guys beat up on the lil guys, pick on someone yah own size”

Gadjovich beheads some 5’9 rookie 3 minutes later.

“That’s betta

”Some random fan is wearing an Adam Henrique, or Auston Matthews, or Mark Stone, or Seth Jones (leavin this here lmao) etc.. jersey.

Stand up and boo him.

Section applauds you.

Another fan comes up to you to say that your actions were brave, but nobody is braver than Matthew Tkachuk playin with a broken sternum in 2023.

Game isn’t going well.

Eventually the Cats end up losing the game but only because of the refs.

score was 9-1

Take Bright Line home, again waiting because of a Cat 5 Hurricane.

Get home.

Replay of the Marlins championship in black and white is playing.

Might cheer you up on any other day, but too busy focusing on the Cats loss tonight.

Somethings off about this team.

“Gettin pushed around out theah”

Neighbor yells through wall “f*** yah they ah”

Flashbacks of Vegas knocking the Cats around start to come back.

Get up off the couch.

Walk over to framed picture of the 2023 Panthers 3rd pairing.

Wonder where it all went wrong

“I’ll never get over you guys”

i dont know what this is, but im scared.

 

[Idiot Stick]

i dont know what this is, but im scared.

its copied from this

Be Bruins fan in Boston
Wake up in apartment after falling asleep on the couch.
Watched replay of the Pats Super Bowl win last night.
Game was incredibly boring, but a lot better than one of the Giants reruns.
“Fack that Eli Manning”
Hear neighbor through the wall “Fackin queeah”
Finish the 3/4 full warm Sam Adams you didn’t quite finish last night.
Might as well keep the party going the Bruins are playing tonight and you got tickets.
Just gotta watch The Departed before leaving.
“Hows ya motha hahaha”
Better start heading out.
Throw on Barstool Sports Bruins shirt.
Kiss framed picture of the 2011 Bruins 4th line before leaving.
Meet neighbor outside, also wearing a Barstool Bruins shirt.
“Wicked choice brudda”
Wait way too long for your transit, something about a fire.
Arrive downtown in a bad mood.
Random homeless guy is kneeling on the street asking for change.
Sucker punch him in the back of the head.
Immediately sprint to the biggest guy in a Bruins jersey you can find and hide behind him.
Biggest guy also starts throwing suckers.
“That’s whatcha get for messing wit tha broons”
Crowd applauds
Tell big guy that him punching that man was brave, almost as brave as Gregory Campbell blocking shots on the penalty kill with a broken leg in 2013.
Get inside the garden.
Warmups are going on.
Marchand is eyeing up the opposing team, deciding who he’ll lick or knee tonight.
Maybe he’ll do both.
“Guys hate him because he’s elite”
Debrusk suddenly throws his stick and gloves in the air, falls and stays laying down for the next 5 minutes.
Apparently a gentle breeze swept through the ice and caught him in the head.
After the huge injury, luckily Debrusk gets up threatening to fight the air.
Crowd goes wild.
“Fackin aih tryna be tough.”
Bruins bring out some sort of army veteran before the national anthem.
Remind person sitting next to you that while the troops are brave, no one is braver than Gregory Campbell blocking shots on the penalty kill with a broken leg in 2013.
Game starts
Tuuka Rask makes 5 massive saves in a row.
“Tuuuuuuuuk”
“Best goalie in dah league”
5 minutes later Rask lets in a goal he had no chance of stopping.
“Booooo”
“Thomas woulda had that”
Krug starts an unnecessary scrum in front of the net.
Gets lightly tapped and nearly sends his helmet into orbit.
“Yanno I hate seein guys beat up on the lil guys, pick on someone yah own size”
Chara beheads some 5’9 rookie 3 minutes later.
“That’s betta”
Some random fan is wearing a PK Subban, or Joel Ward, or Wayne Simmonds, or Seth Jones etc.. jersey.
Stand up and boo him.
Section applauds you.
Another fan comes up to you to say that your actions were brave, but nobody is braver than Gregory Campbell blocking shots on the penalty kill with a broken leg in 2013.
Game isn’t going well.
Eventually the Bruins end up losing the game but only because of the refs.
score was 6-1
Take transit home, again waiting because of a fire.
Get home.
Replay of the Red Sox championship is playing.
Might cheer you up on any other day, but too busy focusing on the Bruins loss tonight.
Somethings off about this team.
“Gettin pushed around out theah”
Neighbor yells through wall “f*** yah they ah”
Flashbacks of Blues knocking the Bruins around start to come back.
Get up off the couch.
Walk over to framed picture of the Bruins 2011 4th line.
Wonder where it all went wrong
“I’ll never get over you guys”