GDT: carolina vs. dallas: the conspiracy theory edition

Carolinas Identity*

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Jun 18, 2011
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It's my birthday, so I'm ready to be disappointed.

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geehaad

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I think any post that does not contain a food reference should be immediately deleted.
 

A Star is Burns

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It's tough. We should be better than them. But we always seem to suck against Dallas. That shouldn't have an impact on today's game, but it will. I just ate a chocolate chip muffin I made yesterday.
 

Boom Boom Apathy

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Sep 6, 2006
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This is a key game. By the time they come back from their break, the season will be mostly baked and it's likely, the Canes will be last in the east (not counting games in hand). It's too bad the Canes are so young as a few seasoned vets would help them down the stretch, but you can only cook with the ingredients you have on hand. Francis has been picking up other team's crumbs for a couple of years now, so it is what it is and why we lack talent.

The team's bread and butter is to limit chances, so they'll need to do that the rest of the way so that Cam doesn't get ground to a pulp. We all know, Lacko Taco isn't a solution.

So what will it be? Will the cream rise to the top? or will this team fold like phyllo dough? Regardless, I sure hope Seguin, Benn and the likes don't roast them tonight.

Oh yeah, fun fact, Patrick Eaves has 19 goals in 54 games this year for the stars.
 

A Star is Burns

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Patrick Eaves has a sweet beard, is on pace for almost 30 goals, and really likes shoes. Our goose is cooked.
 

HisIceness

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It's tough. We should be better than them. But we always seem to suck against Dallas. That shouldn't have an impact on today's game, but it will. I just ate a chocolate chip muffin I made yesterday.

We have a total of one win in the great state of Texas. Yes, one win.

Lets repeat the feat today boys!
 

Wolfpuck

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An early afternoon game in Dallas against an underperforming Stars team

What could possibly go wrong?
 

NotOpie

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29 games after this afternoon, 17 in March. Yup, we'll likely be that greasy mess on the bottom of the oven of the NHL Eastern conference when we return. But we come out of the chute with a 5 game food truck rodeo of a home stand. My guess is GMRF either makes a move toward the end of the break, does nothing until the Ottawa or Calgary game toward the end of the month, or does nothing at all (unless we underperform, then he'll sell a few assets). I'm not sure that any of those choices make a difference unless an adequate back up goalie is pulled into the mix. That March is going to be brutal.

#FoodReference, just in case....for the win.
 

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