GDT: Carolina at Chicago: in which SBA gets a little bit Genghis Khan

[Surrounded By Ahos]

THE ETERNAL BLUE SKY HAS PROMISED US VICTORY AND VENGEANCE

Click to read more...

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

I have been pouring over the analytics, consulting with statisticians, and studying hockey charts and I have come to the conclusion that I am 95% certain that we should score more goals than Chicago to win. I know this is controversial in some circles but the math adds up. That said, 5-1 loss incoming.

 

[Tryamw]

I just want a win score moar goals

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

SOME MONGOL STUFF


SOMETHING MORE REGULAR

GINUGAHELIJA HAGALA WIJU BI GAIA (I INVOKE PAIN INTO THIS STICK)

THE SHAFT OF THIS STICK HAS BEEN MARKED WITH RUNES
TO INVOKE A RAGING STORM OF PAIN
IT IS MARKED WITH THE SIGN OF THE SUN AND THE MOON
AND SHALL GRANT US THE FORCE TO PREVAIL

I AM MV, WAR-CHIEF OF SLAVIC BLOOD
AND I CHANT TO CLEANSE MY TRIBE OF FEAR
FOR IN HONOR OF ANTON THE WARRIOR GOD
I HURLE THE CHIEFTAINS SPEAR

ANTON I BID THEE RECEIVE THE SOULS
OF MY VALIANT TRIBESMEN SLAIN
WHERE THE ICE MEETS BONE AND WHERE HEADS DOTH ROLL
AND THE FLEURY BOMBS RAIN

KEEP THY WATCHFUL EYE OF THE BRETHREN OF MINE
AND LET VICTORY ADORN OUR FATE
FOR MY LIFE IS THINE, AND MY SPEAR IS THINE
AS JUDGEMENT DOTH AWAIT

I SUMMON NACHOS
I SUMMON AHO
I SUMMON MRÁZEK FOR HIS IRE
LET THE JANGLE OF THE STICKPUCKS BE THE ONLY SOUND I HEAR
I SUMMON STAAL
I SUMMON THUNDER
UNTIL OUR FOE IS TORN ASUNDER
EK ERILAZ, MUHA HAITE- THE ONE WHO THROWS THE SPEAR

I WERE NO ARMOR UPON MY CHEST
NOR DO I HIDE BEHIND A SHIELD
FOR ANTON WATCHES FROM THE HIGHEST CREST
UPON THIS BATTLE-FIELD

I SHALL SLAY AND BURN AND SLAY AGAIN
UNTIL THE BURNING OF THEIR DOME
I FEAR NOT DEATH, I FEAR NOT PAIN
I AM ALREADY HOME

 

[DaveG]

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

THEY TOOK IT DOWN FROM SPOTIFY...

 

[HisIceness]

Do not lose.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

I don't blame our boys too much for the first loss, because Lankinen decided to stand on his head and Chicago does have some dangerous snipers. Don't lose again, though. That's all I will say. Keep the boot on Tampa's throat and hold that #1 seed.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Obain points.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

SOME MONGOL STUFF


SOMETHING MORE REGULAR

GINUGAHELIJA HAGALA WIJU BI GAIA (I INVOKE PAIN INTO THIS STICK)

THE SHAFT OF THIS STICK HAS BEEN MARKED WITH RUNES
TO INVOKE A RAGING STORM OF PAIN
IT IS MARKED WITH THE SIGN OF THE SUN AND THE MOON
AND SHALL GRANT US THE FORCE TO PREVAIL

I AM MV, WAR-CHIEF OF SLAVIC BLOOD
AND I CHANT TO CLEANSE MY TRIBE OF FEAR
FOR IN HONOR OF ANTON THE WARRIOR GOD
I HURLE THE CHIEFTAINS SPEAR

ANTON I BID THEE RECEIVE THE SOULS
OF MY VALIANT TRIBESMEN SLAIN
WHERE THE ICE MEETS BONE AND WHERE HEADS DOTH ROLL
AND THE FLEURY BOMBS RAIN

KEEP THY WATCHFUL EYE OF THE BRETHREN OF MINE
AND LET VICTORY ADORN OUR FATE
FOR MY LIFE IS THINE, AND MY SPEAR IS THINE
AS JUDGEMENT DOTH AWAIT

I SUMMON NACHOS
I SUMMON AHO
I SUMMON MRÁZEK FOR HIS IRE
LET THE JANGLE OF THE STICKPUCKS BE THE ONLY SOUND I HEAR
I SUMMON STAAL
I SUMMON THUNDER
UNTIL OUR FOE IS TORN ASUNDER
EK ERILAZ, MUHA HAITE- THE ONE WHO THROWS THE SPEAR

I WERE NO ARMOR UPON MY CHEST
NOR DO I HIDE BEHIND A SHIELD
FOR ANTON WATCHES FROM THE HIGHEST CREST
UPON THIS BATTLE-FIELD

I SHALL SLAY AND BURN AND SLAY AGAIN
UNTIL THE BURNING OF THEIR DOME
I FEAR NOT DEATH, I FEAR NOT PAIN
I AM ALREADY HOME

IF CHICAGO HAD NOT COMMITTED GREAT SINS, GOD WOULD NOT HAVE SENT A PUNISHMENT LIKE US UPON THEM

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

Sorry to hear that @Surrounded By Ahos . Hopefully your hypocritical rage will provide ample fuel for our VENGEANCE.

 

[CanesUltimate11]

Eons ago, our ancestors created our great frontier... a barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the universe.
And forever shutting out the scourge that lurks beyond.
Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal... our frontier will soon collapse.
So we turn to you, Starfighters and your navigators.
For of all the billions of creatures in the Star League... only you few were found to possess the, uh... gift.
You, and you alone... stand between us and the black terror of the Kodan.
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!

 

[The Faulker 27]

If anyone is worried we won't win. Don't.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

I've missed way too many games this season because my life is consumed by our kids. But I don't have to work tomorrow, so I can actually stay up late to watch after they're in bed.

So just win plz

 

[SlavinAway]

Do it for Bally's!

 

[WreckingCrew]

Instead of Genghis, how about Kubilai Khan

 

[AD Skinner]

If kubla kahn is in the conversation I feel like it'd be remiss not to bring up Rush

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: John Forslund calling a Canes game.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

We need the Wrath of Khan.

 

[To Be Determined]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: John Forslund calling a Canes game.

they owe us that much. the announce team tuesday suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

 

[thickburglar]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: John Forslund calling a Canes game.

will it be blacked out for Bally Sports people?

 

[Wolfpuck]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: John Forslund calling a Canes game.

That Seattle guy?

Good for him, finally getting to call a real team like the Hurricanes. This must be a special moment for him.

 

[Roboturner913]

Instead of Genghis, how about Kubilai Khan

All we have to do it call in Brian Boitano

he doesn't take shit from any-bodyyyyyy

 

[Roboturner913]

Tomorrow they will find us
Hide the children free of sin
We will meet their blades by morning
Protected only by our skin
Tomorrow we will find them
Seek the youngest of their kin
And we will meet them with our fury
And we will crush them all like vermin

 

[Derailed75]

Well you guys have it pretty well covered. Let's win