Nice.
Circa 2027:
"Over the last five years, the Vegas Golden Knights have collected 23 "future considerations" from the Carolina Hurricane, and today, they cashed them in. The collective debt of the future considerations forced the Hurricanes to give up 27yo, recent 75g scorer, and perennial Art Ross winner, Kotkaniemi for a 7th-round pick in the 2054 draft to the Golden Knights who are in need of a center after trading Jack Eichel to the Houston Renegades last year".
"I had no idea "future considerations" actually meant anything! I was giving them out like stock certificates in the late 90s! Had I known they had any REAL value, I would have never done it!" said Hurricanes GM Don Waddell as he was being escorted out of the arena in a straightjacket.