Carolinas Identity*
I'm a bad troll...
Monday, March 18th, 2013 @ 7pm (EST), Captain Carolina, Eric Staal and the rest of your Carolina Hurricanes invade MSG to raise hell on: Callahan, New York Ranger and his posse of Yanks.
The Confederacy:
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Tlusty//Eric//Semin
Skinner//Jordan//Dwyer
Jokinen//Nash//Bowman
Hall//Brent//Wallace
Harrison//Faulk
Gleason//Corvo
Pitkänen//McBain
Ellis
Peters
The Union:
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Hagelin//Richards//Nash
Gaborik//Stepan//Callahan
Pyatt//Miller//Powe
Boyle//Halpern//Haley
McDonagh//Girardi
Del Zotto//Strålman
Hamrlik//Eminger
Biron
Lundqvist
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my cotton,
I realise Charlie Daniel's message best not be forgotten,
'Cause I've been racin' and crashin' so long,
That even Jeff Gordon thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain't never crossed an in State rival that didn't deserve it,
My team lose their Bowl Game? You know that's unheard of,
Ya'll better watch how you speakin' n' how you talkin',
Cause if ya'll ain't speakin' with a drawl, I'll send all ya'll walkin',
I really hate to yell but I gotta speak the truth,
We're Southners', we don't have teeth, we got a tooth, fool.
I'm the kinda Bubba little rednecks wanna be like,
On my couch day and nite, with some twinkies and a Bud Lite.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We watch football saturday nites, living in a Southern Paradise
We've deep fried turkeys once or twice, living in a Southern Paradise
We sell Gators at discount price, living in a Southern Paradise
Look at the situation they got me facin',
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the dirt roads.
So I gotta be down with the redneck team,
Too much NASCAR watching got me chasing Sprint Cup dreams.
I be a educated fool with money on my mind,
Gotta F report card in my hand and a blank stare in my eye.
I'm a borboun'd out redneck set trippin' banger,
And my brutha's are down so don't arouse my anger, fool,
Death ain't nothing but a bible verse away.
I'm living life, sinner or saint, what can I say,
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see the 4th grade?
The way things are going I don't know.
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in a Southern Paradise
We eat fried food day n' nite, living in a Southern Paradise
Nuthin' but Borboun and Bud Lites, living in a Southern Paradise
Power is the SEC, SEC is the power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,
Everybody's running, half of them the B1G,
What's going on in the Polls? Half the conference in the top ten.
They say I gotta learn the skills, Gotta pop the cork,
Well I can roast a hog and pull me some deadly pork.
I can shoot a 12 guage n' drive a pickup truck,
I chomp on some chew and shoot a 12 point buck, fool.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
Bar-Be-Cue, is our life, living in a Southern Paradise
Evolution and Science ain't in our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We're all crazy, backwards guys, living in a Southern Paradise
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
The Confederacy:
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Tlusty//Eric//Semin
Skinner//Jordan//Dwyer
Jokinen//Nash//Bowman
Hall//Brent//Wallace
Harrison//Faulk
Gleason//Corvo
Pitkänen//McBain
Ellis
Peters
The Union:
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Hagelin//Richards//Nash
Gaborik//Stepan//Callahan
Pyatt//Miller//Powe
Boyle//Halpern//Haley
McDonagh//Girardi
Del Zotto//Strålman
Hamrlik//Eminger
Biron
Lundqvist
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my cotton,
I realise Charlie Daniel's message best not be forgotten,
'Cause I've been racin' and crashin' so long,
That even Jeff Gordon thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain't never crossed an in State rival that didn't deserve it,
My team lose their Bowl Game? You know that's unheard of,
Ya'll better watch how you speakin' n' how you talkin',
Cause if ya'll ain't speakin' with a drawl, I'll send all ya'll walkin',
I really hate to yell but I gotta speak the truth,
We're Southners', we don't have teeth, we got a tooth, fool.
I'm the kinda Bubba little rednecks wanna be like,
On my couch day and nite, with some twinkies and a Bud Lite.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We watch football saturday nites, living in a Southern Paradise
We've deep fried turkeys once or twice, living in a Southern Paradise
We sell Gators at discount price, living in a Southern Paradise
Look at the situation they got me facin',
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the dirt roads.
So I gotta be down with the redneck team,
Too much NASCAR watching got me chasing Sprint Cup dreams.
I be a educated fool with money on my mind,
Gotta F report card in my hand and a blank stare in my eye.
I'm a borboun'd out redneck set trippin' banger,
And my brutha's are down so don't arouse my anger, fool,
Death ain't nothing but a bible verse away.
I'm living life, sinner or saint, what can I say,
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see the 4th grade?
The way things are going I don't know.
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in a Southern Paradise
We eat fried food day n' nite, living in a Southern Paradise
Nuthin' but Borboun and Bud Lites, living in a Southern Paradise
Power is the SEC, SEC is the power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,
Everybody's running, half of them the B1G,
What's going on in the Polls? Half the conference in the top ten.
They say I gotta learn the skills, Gotta pop the cork,
Well I can roast a hog and pull me some deadly pork.
I can shoot a 12 guage n' drive a pickup truck,
I chomp on some chew and shoot a 12 point buck, fool.
We been spending most our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
Bar-Be-Cue, is our life, living in a Southern Paradise
Evolution and Science ain't in our lives, living in a Southern Paradise
We're all crazy, backwards guys, living in a Southern Paradise
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
Tell me why are we, too dumb to see,
The city in charge, is N-Y-C.
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