Birthday candle`s are absolute ****ing garbage

[Jiminy Cricket]

Hey Here`s an idea, Let`s melt wax into a cake, `n` then have someone blow out the Candle`s `n` spit all over the cake. Let`s just immediately ruin the cake Before eating it, because We`re disgusting idiotic Slob`s who should be thrown in Jail. Birthday candle`s are ****ing moronic, `n` Disgusting. Meanwhile, we Shouldn`t even be Singing a nerdy song on Birthday`s, or even celebrating Birthday`s for that matter, but that`s Another topic for Another day.

If u like Wax `n` spit in your Cake, then Birthday candle`s are for you.

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[Sniper99]

How is this thread worthy?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

How is this thread worthy?

Lmao folk`s we got a Candle blower here. Enjoy wax `n` saliva in you`re cake, Which you probably shouldn`t be eating anyway, Judging by you`re Figure.

 

[Knarf9o5o1o4o9]

1 like = 1 wax candle on a birthday cake

 

[Dumpster Flyers]

How is this thread worthy?

With all due respect... I have a master's degree in Emerging Media Studies, and you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Dog]

I agree

 

[SoupNazi]

Hey Here`s an idea, Let`s melt wax into a cake, `n` then have someone blow out the Candle`s `n` spit all over the cake. Let`s just immediately ruin the cake Before eating it, because We`re disgusting idiotic Slob`s who should be thrown in Jail. Birthday candle`s are ****ing moronic, `n` Disgusting. Meanwhile, we Shouldn`t even be Singing a nerdy song on Birthday`s, or even celebrating Birthday`s for that matter, but that`s Another topic for Another day.

If u like Wax `n` spit in your Cake, then Birthday candle`s are for you.

Is today your birfday, Jimmeh?

 

[aleshemsky83]

What do you think about store bought OJ jiminy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

OP isn't cool enough for candles or a cake.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

how does op feel about using cakes not for consumption, but rather intentionally as candle holders?

 

[Pip]

Poor kid didn't get a cake on his birthday

 

[darko]

I'm not a candle blower. You never want to be a candle blower.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

they could burn down your house!!