Best Hockey Chirps

[RichardSnipes*]

im just wondering ur chirps like i got one....-Ray Charles see's more ice time then you......-

 

[Pog Form]

There are tons of good ones here:

http://www.gongshowhockey.com/Chirps/

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I saw this one in an e-mail. These guys were holding a sign behind a ref which said "Hey Ref, are you pregnant?? Because you missed 2 periods"

 

[K-PAX*]

 

[IniNew]

I fail to see whats so wrong with ****ing ******* :/.

 

[adaminnj]

I am a chirp next time I hear one I'll pass it along.

 

[Crosbyfan]

im just wondering ur chirps like i got one....-Ray Charles see's more ice time then you......-

Your mother wears army skates!

 

[RJ8812*]

Ben Eager once asked Tyler Kennedy if he could use his nose as a bottle opener

 

[Prospalous]

Ben Eager once asked Tyler Kennedy if he could use his nose as a bottle opener

lmfao, that kids got a snout for a nose

 

[Pog Form]

lmfao, that kids got a snout for a nose

rofl so true

 

[Bill_Crosby*]

for the bender who eats the puck all day in the corner. spends so much time

hey jimbo, the plug sits in the corner all day
yeah like hes puttin up a gas station

rofl

 

[sniper bardizzle]

im just wondering ur chirps like i got one....-Ray Charles see's more ice time then you......-

great one! i'll do one better. Jeez ref you must be pregnant you missed a whole period.

 

[Sheppy]

Shawn Thornton to Dale Weise was hilarious "I'll let you pick the hand I beat the f*** out of you with"

One guy when I was younger told me I had wheels like a canoe. He was right, too.

 

[Yukon Joe]

Wow - a 15 year old bump...

 

[oldunclehue]

The best chirps have to have a comedy factor too them, make you think and not be too personal.

- You stickhandle like you're wearing oven mitts
- I've eaten tougher steaks than you
- We put a pot together to get you some skating lessons
- You trying to stickhandle that round puck into a square?

Simple but make ya think a bit and effective.

Once playoffs hit and the 7 game series becomes mental warfare....personal beaks can start. Anything to win.