Best fantasy hockey team names?

[kmad]

I'm making a list.

So far:

Straight Outta Conklin
Streit Outta Compton
Eberle Hills Cop
The Third Reichel
Don't Cry For Me Jan Hrdina
Everyday I'm Byfuglien
Malkin In The Middle
Don't Toews Me Bro
Nightmare On Helm Street
Vanek At The Disco
Brad Boyes Brad Boyes

 

[ewoksonhoth]

Pimpin' Ain't Parise
Zidlicky My Balls
Spice Mines of Kessel (Star Wars fans will get it)

 

[danishh]

99 Fat Balloons

 

[Martyros]

I put "Fehr the Reaper" for mine.

 

[danishh]

I put "Fehr the Reaper" for mine.

you missed the "don't" part.

 

[tsipka]

Puck Lock n Drop it

 

[mti79]

Crosbys Staals and Nash
Jokinen in the boys room
Moves like Jagr
Boyes Laich Girls
.38 Spezzal
Horton Hears a Giroux
Gagne West
Live Long and Prospal
They Might be Giontas

 

[sba]

Teach Me How To Doughty

 

[sisseton]

I benn Around

I was Only Jokinen or I guess it could be I was Olli Jokinen

 

[Ruki]

Don't Toews Me Bro, Vanek At The Disco and Live Long and Prospalare actually three of my team names, haha.

Other one is 'Niemi At The Gates'

Looking at my leagues, here are some of the best: 'Eberle Hills 90210' and Average Jovanoski.

 

[Xvash2]

Book Hockey. Instant winner every time.

 

[MelnykYoureFired]

My team is Koekkoek Klux Klan this year.

 

[JayP812]

Mine this year is Third Degree Burns.

 

[ArchAngel55]

What's Kapenen Now

 

[kmad]

My team is Koekkoek Klux Klan this year.

Koekkoek For Cocoa Puffs

 

[Lehnerd Skinnerd]

Mine's Movechkin.

Awesome names in this thread that I wish I had thought of.

 

[goggog]

Double Pennertration
Lockout with your Cockout

 

[TkachuksMouthguard]

The Ice Holes

 

[kmad]

Thought of another

I Am A Man Of Konstantinov

 

[GooGooMuck]

Muller Skinner Blues

 

[CJV123]

Book Hockey. Instant winner every time.

sick!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Dude Brooks Laich a Lady

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hamrlik my Babcock

 

[CJV123]

Couture Club

 

[lifeisruff]

couple from my league

Drop it like it's Ott
Moves like Jagr
Pain in the Ennis
Bros before Hossas
Gerbe's epic yarn

and of course
You Streit? OduyaLaichBoyes