So you can call us.. the Kingsman Secret Agents.
Our organization is in the business of selling hoodies and hockey pucks, but as you can imagine, that isn't exactly a cash cow here in Cambodia. Thus, we are recruiting agents for the purposes of.. "claiming" the ultimate trophy and all the monetary rewards that come with it. Please be aware that we will neither confirm nor deny involvement in any.. unfortunate circumstances that may or may not occur during this process.
This will be my first and final public statement regarding our operations here. Any further correspondence should be made through our public relations officer/lawyer/team doctor/equipment manager/coffee maker/etc. etc., Mr. Keraj.