Around the NHL: Part XXXIII

[aufheben]

Is pizza pizza good? Asking for a friend

Dude you should never eat anything that is called itself twice. Would you like a hamburger hamburger? Some fish fish? Perhaps spaghetti spaghetti with tomato tomato sauce sauce and steak steak?

 

[Tob]

Music guy with the based "you tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter" Linkin Park to carry the Canadiens off the ice

 

[LaffyTaffyNYR]

This was NEVER going to be a series

 

[will1066]

That was the penultimate NHL on NBC game.

 

[bl02]

Ducks still had Kariya, Fedorov, Sykora and I think Ozo. That’s some elite talent. The Habs have … three has beens in Perry, Staal and Weber.

and a defense that is pretty slow and really isn't gonna scare you joining in on the offense. Petry is good, Weber is getting old and the rest are below mediocre.

 

[TheBloodyNine]

What an embarrassment for the NHL having a team like the Canadiens playing in the final. Also absolutely love seeing Price get exposed and embarrassed here. End them Monday and let’s start the off-season.

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Thank you Tampa for all you have done. Now please end this season on Monday.

 

[Harbour Dog]

I bet the Lightning go back to their dressing room each of these games, and laugh like hyenas about how lucky they are to have drawn the Habs.

 

[17futurecap]

Upsets are fun until you are down to 1 series

 

[aufheben]

This is just sad, man, I actually kind of feel bad for Montreal at this point.

(“He didn’t. Like, at all.)

 

[CasusBelli]

and a defense that is pretty slow and really isn't gonna scare you joining in on the offense. Petry is good, Weber is getting old and the rest are below mediocre.

It’s like watching Man City vs Wolves. Parking the bus works only so long.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Did they really play "I tried so hard so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter" at home? Did they basically troll their own team? Or was that not done on purpose?

 

[Tob]

Carey Price on the number of saves he's willing to make per commercial time out in the Finals.

 

[Machinehead]

That was the penultimate NHL on NBC game.

Good. We have Pierre absolutely orgasming over Cooper putting Tyler Johnson at center.

HE IS A f***ING CENTER!!!

He's played 99% of his career games at center, Pierre!

 

[Machinehead]

This is just sad, man, I actually kind of feel bad for Montreal at this point.

(“He didn’t. Like, at all.)

Solid Morgan Freeman narration

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Did they really play "I tried so hard so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter" at home? Did they basically troll their own team? Or was that not done on purpose?

I think even they realize it's over.

 

[Machinehead]

It’s like watching Man City vs Wolves. Parking the bus works only so long.

"Can they do it on a cold Tuesday night at Sto...it's already 3-0."

 

[CasusBelli]

"Can they do it on a cold Tuesday night at Sto...it's already 3-0."

 

[Machinehead]

Dude you should never eat anything that is called itself twice. Would you like a hamburger hamburger? Some fish fish? Perhaps spaghetti spaghetti with tomato tomato sauce sauce and steak steak?

What about bonbons?

 

[SnowblindNYR]

I think even they realize it's over.

Yeah, but that's the type of song you play to troll the OTHER team.

 

[NYSPORTS]

will Tampa end it or sleep walk in hopes of winning in front of home crowd? Two years in a row winning in an empty building. Hmm

... then again, Tampa might get hit with a hurricane Tues or Weds so the home arena might be empty too lol

 

[aufheben]

What about bonbons?

What about bonbonbonbons?

Also I don’t actually know what bonbons are so they’re mostly likely vomvoms.

 

[Kaapo Bustfreniere]

Yeah, but that's the type of song you play to troll the OTHER team.

They speak French. They might not know what the lyrics mean.

 

[aufheben]

This is the worst Stanley Cup Final ever, and possibly my favorite.

 

[will1066]

Yeah, but that's the type of song you play to troll the OTHER team.

This is how riots get started...