Around the NHL - Part XLI - (Playoffs Edition)

[will1066]

How do you trip 2 mph Derek Stepan?

 

[TheDirtyH]

Been saying it since I was a young lad but there's something in the water.

I know NYC tap is renowned for its purity but that's just a front for whatever undetectable chemical is neutering whatever regions of the brain are responsible for hockey skills.

They say there's a link between micro plastics in tap water and excess estrogen

 

[will1066]

In which language is the question.

I would love Emily to merci me

 

[Machinehead]

Ruff sucks. They're getting away from their game to do muh grit.

 

[ajdj10]

Love how other teams' PP doesn't look like they're handling a grenade...

 

[TheDirtyH]

Ruff sucks. They're getting away from their game to do muh grit.

They can't get to their game, the canes can skate with them. They're basically the anti-rangers

 

[Kravtsov420]

fred flintstone the coach needed to be let go the minute we lost that series

 

[nevesis]

One shot on goal. Haha

 

[Kords]

Schmidt has already been bumped more in this period than the entire series vs NY. Gotta be willing to pay the price.

 

[will1066]

Ruff sucks. They're getting away from their game to do muh grit.

The universal hockey trope. Always counteract speed with grit

 

[Filip Chytil]

Gostisbehere likes to shoot

 

[Jauffre]

They say there's a link between micro plastics in tap water and excess estrogen

Then Mika must be drinking from bottled waters left in his car during the summer months.

 

[Machinehead]

You know the Canes, though. Just shot their load all over the ceiling and will proceed to collapse like a cheap tent.

 

[RangerLifer]

I know we don't like them round here but I like the canes lol, always have, being a CT boy.

I like them. I live 2 hours from where they play and have been to a few games when they played the Rangers including game 2 of last year. The fans are pretty cool to visitors. I had a good time there.

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

I would love Emily to merci me

Not with the lice in her hair

 

[will1066]

Not with the lice in her hair

They're gone. @duhmetreE said she used a leaf blower to style today

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Then Mika must be drinking from bottled waters left in his car during the summer months.

Don't be silly.

He drinks from the toilet after his girlfriend uses it.

 

[RangerLifer]

You know the Canes, though. Just shot their load all over the ceiling and will proceed to collapse like a cheap tent.

No. They are the anti-Ranger team.

 

[ajdj10]

Oh great, going to have to listen to more Devils cheer leading from PK in between his cringe worthy shit...

 

[Machinehead]

No. They are the anti-Ranger team.

Are they? They lost to the Rangers.

 

[duhmetreE]

I want the Devils to get swept so we look worse.... so change can actually happen.

Are they? They lost to the Rangers.

Styles make the matchups.

We have one of the best goalies in the world. That eliminates Carolinas volume offense

We were horrendous against Carolina 5v5. Our PP showed up. If our PP showed up in Game 3, 4, 5 or 7, we win those games and are playing Carolina.

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[TheDirtyH]

I will say it's damn refreshing not to see all the usual teams so early in the postseason. Round two and we're already without Pittsburgh, Nashville, Washington, Tampa, Boston, Colorado, St Louis, NYR.

Are they? They lost to the Rangers.

Batman loses to the Joker often.

 

[Machinehead]

Oh great, going to have to listen to more Devils cheer leading from PK in between his cringe worthy shit...

PK only played for the Devils because he wanted to live in midtown and the Rangers didn't want him

 

[Machinehead]

LMAO Cally

 

[NYR94]

lol even Cally is done with PK