OT 19/3: A Warning to Future Generations

[These Are The Days]

Lady Sunny looks for thriller movies like a cop dog sniffing for drugs.

I wouldn't be warning generations if I didn't call out "The Substance" as one of the worst executed movies I have ever seen. The concept is legitimately fantastic and it ends there. It's otherwise up close needle jabbing until it reaches the one of the most nonsensical and ridiculous endings possible. Porn has less nudity than this.

I think they just said "I think men will like this" and just did it.


Skip it. For the love of God. SKIP IT

 

[Felonious Python]

Lady Sunny looks for thriller movies like a cop dog sniffing for drugs.

I wouldn't be warning generations if I didn't call out "The Substance" as one of the worst executed movies I have ever seen. The concept is legitimately fantastic and it ends there. It's otherwise up close needle jabbing until it reaches the one of the most nonsensical and ridiculous endings possible. Porn has less nudity than this.

I think they just said "I think men will like this" and just did it.


Skip it. For the love of God. SKIP IT

There's a certain type of art-first movies ("films") that get a lot of initial media buzz from critics, but sort of fall off once they're available for the masses. Poor Things was one of those movies for me. I can appreciate the art of the whole thing, but it's not a pleasant movie.

Then there's Robert Eggers, who is his own sub-genre.

 

[Felonious Python]

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