Speculation: 5 things Pittsburgh needs to regain dominance

[mrd1166]

1 trade jarry for 1st round pick an 3rd round
2 trade graves an acciari for 3rd an 4th rd pick
3 trade smith an eller for 2nd rd an 4th rd pick
4 Sign Brandon Monitor and Teuvo Teravainen
5 trade for Patrik Laine for 3rd due to his huge salary
Pros :
1 gains 6 draft picks
2 get rid of bad eggs an bad contracts
3 will get younger players to fill them roles
4 much needed face lift
Cons :
1 NONE

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[Empoleon8771]

Brandon Monitor is my favorite species of monitor lizards.

Nile monitors are also pretty damn cool too. Look at how massive this thing is:

 

[Sideline]

1. Trade our Bad Stuff for their Good Stuff
2. Sign the best players to cheap contracts.
3....
4. Profit.

 

[Ulf5]

1- time machine to make sid and geno 10 years younger
2- all the top 10 picks
3- draisaitl- most pp goals last 2 seasons
4- new coach
5- hasek

 

[Zbynek]

Teuvo Teravainen

 

[Andy99]

1 trade jarry for 1st round pick an 3rd round
2 trade graves an acciari for 3rd an 4th rd pick
3 trade smith an eller for 2nd rd an 4th rd pick
4 Sign Brandon Monitor and Teuvo Teravainen
5 trade for Patrik Laine for 3rd due to his huge salary
Pros :
1 gains 6 draft picks
2 get rid of bad eggs an bad contracts
3 will get younger players to fill them roles
4 much needed face lift
Cons :
1 NONE

You forgot #1….NEW COACH

 

[Gurglesons]

We need another RHD who can't play defense, is old, and offensive oriented. Agreed.

 

[Buddy Bizarre]

1- time machine to make sid and geno 10 years younger
2- all the top 10 picks
3- draisaitl- most pp goals last 2 seasons
4- new coach
5- hasek

1.Fire Sullivan

2. Profit

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

“Cons:
1. NONE”

is rockstar AF. Gonna start using that at the office

 

[The Old Master]

1 trade jarry for 1st round pick an 3rd round

I'm not a Jarry hater, but if we can get a first back I'll drive him to the airport.

 

[mrd1166]

We need another RHD who can't play defense, is old, and offensive oriented. Agreed.

You forgot #1….NEW COACH

they can’t bc of the olympics omg that’s totally #1 thing I was just thinking of the things they can do an should do but won’t do ! I’d be happy if pens did none of my 5 things an just fire sully

 

[Tom Hanks]

Brandon Monitor is my favorite species of monitor lizards.

Nile monitors are also pretty damn cool too. Look at how massive this thing is:

So disrespectful to the Hall Monitors

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

“Cons:
1. NONE”

is rockstar AF. Gonna start using that at the office

In this big email thread at work once, this guy used the phrase "according to me."

That motherf***er cited himself as his own reference.

 

[66-30-33]

Our best would be to have a time machine and clone a few Crosbys and a few Malkins when they were at their best.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Our best would be to have a time machine and clone a few Crosbys and a few Malkins when they were at their best.

2nd best would have been to just properly tank the last two years when it was clear we were gonna struggle into a playoff spot so we could have NHL ready guys coming into their own for the final two years of the sid n geno show

But no, middle of the pack is what we chose

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

In this big email thread at work once, this guy used the phrase "according to me."

That motherf***er cited himself as his own reference.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

In this big email thread at work once, this guy used the phrase "according to me."

That motherf***er cited himself as his own reference.

I do this all the time thinking they'll finally fire me but I keep getting promoted.

Please send help.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

I do this all the time thinking they'll finally fire me but I keep getting promoted.

Please send help.

Welcome to the board Peter Gibbons.

/Office Space reference

 

[66-30-33]

2nd best would have been to just properly tank the last two years when it was clear we were gonna struggle into a playoff spot so we could have NHL ready guys coming into their own for the final two years of the sid n geno show

But no, middle of the pack is what we chose

Must trade our 1st round pick and top prospects every year to get into the playoffs!!!


...only to miss every year and finish top 10...meaning we get nobody.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Must trade our 1st round pick and top prospects every year to get into the playoffs!!!


...only to miss every year and finish top 10...meaning we get nobody.

Not only nobody, but usable players on ELCs. So we end up paying $3mil+ for veterans where we COULD be playing guys making $850k and get a pair of top six wingers who can shoot with the savings.

I know. Rocket science.

 

[Jacob]

-Trade all those bad eggs on bad contracts for 1st round picks.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Monitoring the situation....

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Thread of the off-season. Won't be topped.

 

[SEALBound]

We need new, young generational talents.

 

[BusinessGoose]

We need new, young generational talents.

Bedard...
Celebrini...

Vs missing playoffs by one point