GDT: #23 - 03/07/21 | Rangers @ Penguins | 7:30 - NBCSN, MSG

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A man wakes up in the morning to find a bear on his roof, so he looks up ‘Bear Removers’, calls them up, and the remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
When the bear remover arrives, he’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
“What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go
up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s this for?” asks the homeowner?
“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”

That's great!
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
That was a pretty solid period.

Not optimistic about the game’s overall outcome, but this has hardly been a stinker outside of a few bad minutes.
 
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