Injury Report: 2024-25 Injury Report thread (Fowler and Fabbri placed on IR)

[Terry Yake]

ducks social media team never made it out of 2007

 

[Kalv]

Maybe our real (starter?) SM manager is injured

 

[Ducks DVM]

I actually googled and that photo is not a real turtle being cooked, its a piece of ground beef thats wrapped in bacon and sausages are placed inside to be like the arms and head.
It had me fooled for a second though if that was really a turtle being BBQed lol.

Neither is @Leonardo87. He just owns a lot of underoos.

 

[ZegrassyKnoll]

Maybe our management team is pulling a reverse 49ers-McCaffrey here.

"Here's injured! Just kidding."

 

[Static]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1834383289840496880

 

[Rasp]

I get so anxious when this thread is bumped

 

[JabbaJabba]

I get so anxious when this thread is bumped

Me too, especially now that the rookie camp started. I fully expected to see "Two Ducks players ran into each other in practice and ended up in full body cast for the time being".

 

[Dr Johnny Fever]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1834383289840496880

So, barring any more health issues is he good for 9 NHL games?

 

[GermanRocket7]

So, barring any more health issues is he good for 9 NHL games?

I honestly would not want him to. He is still rough around the edges, has apparent flaws in his game and needs to gain two dozen pounds of muscle mass before he should see NHL ice.

Combine that with our knack for referees turning a blind eye on us in attempted murders (see Landeskog vs. Silf, that Frenchie Habs dude vs. Zegras, and so on...) PLUS top draft picks seemingly always having a target on their backs for some cheapshot artists, who want to get paid for ending people's careers - please, no, don't let him play in the NHL for at least another year.

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

So, barring any more health issues is he good for 9 NHL games?

Nah hes way to brittle to be playing in the NHL.. Needs to bulk up some..

 

[Dr Johnny Fever]

I honestly would not want him to. He is still rough around the edges, has apparent flaws in his game and needs to gain two dozen pounds of muscle mass before he should see NHL ice.

Combine that with our knack for referees turning a blind eye on us in attempted murders (see Landeskog vs. Silf, that Frenchie Habs dude vs. Zegras, and so on...) PLUS top draft picks seemingly always having a target on their backs for some cheapshot artists, who want to get paid for ending people's careers - please, no, don't let him play in the NHL for at least another year.

I don't disagree with anything you said but I still wonder if they might want to give him a taste of the real deal similar to what many top picks get. I would hope if they do they would pick their spots and not put him out in bad match ups or bad game situations.

 

[All Mighty]

From today’s 32 Thoughts:

I’m fairly certain I’ve seen photos/video of Gudas on the ice with the guys the last week or two, so hopefully he was just being cautious.

 

[ZegrassyKnoll]

From today’s 32 Thoughts:
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I’m fairly certain I’ve seen photos/video of Gudas on the ice with the guys the last week or two, so hopefully he was just being cautious.

Did we ever find out what his injury was?

Squeezing your hand could be anything from finger/hand/wrist to forearm or bicep.

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

Did we ever find out what his injury was?

Squeezing your hand could be anything from finger/hand/wrist to forearm or bicep.

Its probably His shoulder... Remember he jammed it

 

[All Mighty]

 

[ZegrassyKnoll]

So was the "Gaucher isn't injured" story from last week false?

 

[Static]

Uh huh.

 

[ohcomeonref]

Starting earlier than usual this year.

 

[FiveHoleTickler]

 

[ScarTroy]

We’re so back

 

[All Mighty]

So was the "Gaucher isn't injured" story from last week false?

Not according to Derek.

 

[KelVarnsen]

So typical Ducks…… I swear this team needs to can everyone in the training/rehab/health sector of the organization.

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

I hate this thread with every ounce of my body..

 

[GreatBear]

When the Ducks draft someone they should immediately issue them a medical kit and a coupon book for doctor visits.

 

[Bender66]