Boy, it's a good thing they left Jansen on the bench to start tonight.
EDIT: wait... they're pinch-running for Jansen now?
So... we can't DH Danny or Kirk likely because of the stupid "but then the pitcher has to hit if we move the catcher off DH" junk. But we can put him in for a PH appearance then yank him immediately afterwards, leaving nobody ready to catch except whoever the emergency catcher is. Which'll be.... who? It was Katoh but he's gone. Would they move Biggio behind the plate because his dad used to catch?
EDIT 2: Well, it won't be Biggio since he's out for Chapman now. Curious development given that Biggio's been solid tonight and Chapman is a K machine.
Charlieball, ladies & gentlemen!