GDT: 2022 MLB Regular Season thread

[John Price]

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[Blitzkrug]

The Cody Bellinger will bounce back ship hasn't just sailed, but it sailed, took a cannonball to its hull and is now sitting at the bottom of the sea floor..

Lousy spring trainings generally don't matter, but when you were already declining rapidly before this...yikes

...at least the Dodgers didnt pay him long term?

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

The Cody Bellinger will bounce back ship hasn't just sailed, but it sailed, took a cannonball to its hull and is now sitting at the bottom of the sea floor..

Lousy spring trainings generally don't matter, but when you were already declining rapidly before this...yikes

...at least the Dodgers didnt pay him long term?

I don't think the metaphor worked there. Based on the nautical nonsense that you wrote there, I thought Bellinger took a fastball to his ribcage or something but I couldn't find any info on that, just that he changed his stance is all. He still has a sweet swing and I'd watch it even if he was swinging and missing, it's that pretty.

 

[Marc the Habs Fan]

Hoerner homers, the first of this season.

3-1 Cubbies.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

Counsell is a moron. He will find a way to lose.

 

[Terry Yake]

Marcell Ozuna is back?

Just like that?

 

[Ben Grimm]

Hopefully the Dodger's Freeman will realize he's a player, not a coach, relax a little, and pull the stick out.

 

[JWK]

Seth Beer hits a walk off HR on national beer day

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Marcell Ozuna is back?

Just like that?

But Bauer is banned for being a freak in bed. Gotta love the double standards.

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

But Bauer is banned for being a freak in bed. Gotta love the double standards.

for some reason I found this really funny, maybe just the way you phrased it, you're a poet

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

for some reason I found this really funny, maybe just the way you phrased it, you're a poet

I’ve been called many things, but never that.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Cole getting hammered in the first...

Walk, HR, single.

EDIT: And now a double. Boo birds out in full force. What a disastrous day for the Yanks.

 

[GKJ]

Devers hitting dingers already

 

[Marc the Habs Fan]

This has to be fastest anyone has ever been booed in a season by his own fans, lol.

As for why Ozuna is allowed to play, I believe it's because everything is settled. Not the case with Bauer I believe. MLB still investigating.

 

[Gizmo Tkachuk]

Are the baseballs super juiced this year?

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Are the baseballs super juiced this year?

No, the pitchers only had 3 weeks of ST.

 

[BigBadBruins7708]

Are the baseballs super juiced this year?

Pitching always lags behind hitting early in the year, plus add in essentially no spring training

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Jesus Christ almighty, the A’s lineup looks even worse on paper than I’d imagined.

 

[SSF]

Jesus, that is a AAA lineup, AAAA at best.

 

[Marc the Habs Fan]

Chad Pinder, he of the .712 OPS last year, is the A's cleanup hitter.

The Orioles, who own their TV network, are the only road team so far who have not sent their TV crew to cover the opening series. Cheap bastards.

Edit: It seems the Nationals (same crappy MASN network) and the Angels (in part because of Vasgersian's MLB network commitments) will also follow suit. Fans in those markets should not stand for this.

 

[Terry Yake]

Jesus Christ almighty, the A’s lineup looks even worse on paper than I’d imagined.

this lineup makes the 2015 team look good

wouldn't be surprised if they lose 110 games

 

[Canes]

Crazy way to lose for the White Sox

 

[ArGarBarGar]

I don't think I have ever seen a baseball game end in that fashion.

 

[Langdon Alger]

I H8 the ghost runner.

 

[John Price]

f*** the sox.