GDT: 2022-23 season game 52 LA Kings vs Tampa Bay Lightning @4:00pm 1/28/23

[kingsboy11]

Back at it again. Not sure what to expect in this game after last night

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[Fishhead]

Easy win. What could go wrong?

 

[johnjm22]

Kings haven't won in Tampa since 2015.

Last 4 games in Tampa:

12/14/2021: 3-2 Loss
1/14/2020: 4-3 Loss
2/25/2019: 4-3 Loss
2/10/2018: 4-3 Loss

All 1 goal games.

 

[kings11]

Kings haven't won in Tampa since 2015.

Last 4 games in Tampa:

12/14/2021: 3-2 Loss
1/14/2020: 4-3 Loss
2/25/2019: 4-3 Loss
2/10/2018: 4-3 Loss

All 1 goal games.

Correct me if I’m wrong but weren’t we leading in each one of those

 

[unicornpig]

Play Copley again TM you coward

 

[johnjm22]

If the Kings can find a way to get 2 points over the next two games I'd be very happy. Would be nice to go into the all star break on a high note.

 

[Bandit]

I don't have any connections with anyone in the Lighting organization but hockey is hockey:

f*** the Lightning

 

[redcard]

I have a good feeling about this one, I think we'll only lose by 8.

 

[Schrute farms]

5-2 Kings...just because

 

[funky]

I love Tampa's Defense. A lot of big boys that can play hockey. Lizzo better do his helmet up extra tight tonight.

 

[Surf Nutz]

I don't have any connections with anyone in the Lighting organization but hockey is hockey:

f*** the Lightning

I don't have any connections with anyone in the Lighting organization but hockey is hockey:

f*** the Lightning

Please compile a complete list of all your alleged connections.

The suspense is killing all of us!

 

[BigBrown]

I'm gonna assume the worst but hope for the best.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

So who does non-repeat-offender Kucherov hit from behind tonight? I'm gonna go with Lizotte.

Just get out of this place healthy, TB has been a house of horrors for the Kings from both a hockey results and injury perspective.

 

[johnjm22]

I love Tampa's Defense. A lot of big boys that can play hockey. Lizzo better do his helmet up extra tight tonight.

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Lizotte owned the Lightning in the last game against them.

 

[Bandit]

So who does non-repeat-offender Kucherov hit from behind tonight? I'm gonna go with Lizotte.

Just get out of this place healthy, TB has been a house of horrors for the Kings from both a hockey results and injury perspective.

Don’t forget Hedman the Flying Human Elbow.

Yes it was like 13 years ago. Yes I’m still holding a grudge.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Don’t forget Hedman the Flying Human Elbow.

Yes it was like 13 years ago. Yes I’m still holding a grudge.

Oh no I do too, that was unmitigated, premeditated horse shit

 

[AbsentMojo]

I love Tampa's Defense. A lot of big boys that can play hockey. Lizzo better do his helmet up extra tight tonight.

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I have this theory that the taller the player the easier it is for Lizotte to duck under the check... he's small and he skates low reaching out alot... its like he's ducking in the tube to avoid the lip of a wave - analogy for cc @Surf Nutz

 

[Kingspiracy]

I have this theory that the taller the player the easier it is for Lizotte to duck under the check... he's small and he skates low reaching out alot... its like he's ducking in the tube to avoid the lip of a wave - analogy for cc @Surf Nutz

Is Surf Nutz a porn star? I guess the name does give it away.

 

[funky]

I have this theory that the taller the player the easier it is for Lizotte to duck under the check... he's small and he skates low reaching out alot... its like he's ducking in the tube to avoid the lip of a wave - analogy for cc @Surf Nutz

I am the same size as Lizotte but probably 20 to 25 pounds heavier. Love watching him play and use his wedges and quickness to dart around the big guys. He does a great job. I also know what it’s like getting hit by those big guys. I give the smaller players in the NHL nothing but props. They may be small but they are beasts. To take the punishment night after night is astounding.

 

[AbsentMojo]

Is Surf Nutz a porn star? I guess the name does give it away.

No idea - I doubt it - he wouldnt be on the forum this much if so

I am the same size as Lizotte but probably 20 to 25 pounds heavier. Love watching him play and use his wedges and quickness to dart around the big guys. He does a great job. I also know what it’s like getting hit by those big guys. I give the smaller players in the NHL nothing but props. They may be small but they are beasts. To take the punishment night after night is astounding.

Totally agree - and he dropped gloves with a guy 6 inches taller and did fine. I admire the guy

 

[Bandit]

Oh no I do too, that was unmitigated, premeditated horse shit

Can’t believe it’s been that long either.

 

[johnjm22]

Lizotte can really get under the skin of opponents sometimes. He did last game against Tampa

Those little guys can who are constantly buzzing around and giving you problems can be really annoying.

He took on 6ft3in Faksa in one game against the Stars last year.

 

[Lt Dan]

Please compile a complete list of all your alleged connections.

The suspense is killing all of us!

Deeez, You are missing an obvious joke from yesterday's GDT

 

[Surf Nutz]

I have this theory that the taller the player the easier it is for Lizotte to duck under the check... he's small and he skates low reaching out alot... its like he's ducking in the tube to avoid the lip of a wave - analogy for cc @Surf Nutz

Awesome Mojo! Love analogies and tubes. Hopefully Lizzo won't get the lip of the wave, er, or other body parts in the head. Some good hockey and waves December into January!
Like Quicks 7-5-2 record against Tampon Gay Gaslighting.

 

[Surf Nutz]

Is Surf Nutz a porn star? I guess the name does give it away.

Stop fantasizing in your rainbow bed set and look at my avatar!
My wife can be dangerous, so watch out!