GDT: 2022-23 NHL Playoffs

[usiel]

Announcer: If Joe Schmuckatelli can get through the next inning, he'll have a perfect game.
Next batter: Hits a double off the wall
Announcer: Well I didn't see that coming.

When I saw that last name I went to this: https://www.knifecenter.com/brand/396/schmuckatelli-beads.

 

[AlexModvechkin8]

Unbelievably stupid play by Jaime Benn. The only things that might save him from a suspension is the fact that he’s essentially missing all of tonight’s game and Stone doesn’t appear to be badly hurt.

 

[twabby]

 

[Ovechkins Wodka]

Woof Dallas already got their goalie pulled

 

[usiel]

Dallas is feeling cooked.

 

[tycoonheart]

They have got to suspend Benn for that. It doesn't get any more blatant than that.

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

Unbelievably stupid play by Jaime Benn. The only things that might save him from a suspension is the fact that he’s essentially missing all of tonight’s game and Stone doesn’t appear to be badly hurt.

Pretty shameful, but especially from the Captain.

 

[HTFN]

About as necessary and hockey related as this:

 

[Alexander the Gr8]

So Dallas and Carolina are both doomed already in their respective playoff series, and it looks like we’re getting a Vegas-Florida Stanley Cup Final.

Who had that on their bingo cards?

I had Vegas in the SCF but I thought Carolina would put up more of a fight.

 

[895]

Who knew Dallas would be the disgraceful team and fans this series, wow.

I'm now hoping VGK and FLA sweep their series.

 

[Ovechkins Wodka]

How many games for Benn? Tom Wilson got alot for something way less. Is that a Dale Hunter?

 

[HTFN]

How many games for Benn? Tom Wilson got alot for something way less. Is that a Dale Hunter?

There already was a Dale Hunter in this playoffs and I think it got, like, a game.

 

[Calicaps]

So Dallas and Carolina are both doomed already in their respective playoff series, and it looks like we’re getting a Vegas-Florida Stanley Cup Final.

Who had that on their bingo cards?

I had Vegas in the SCF but I thought Carolina would put up more of a fight.

Go Panthers!

 

[StrikingDistance]

How many games for Benn? Tom Wilson got alot for something way less. Is that a Dale Hunter?

He might get 1 game given it was intent to injure and Stone was ok.

What an idiot though. You're the captain and your team is down 2 games in the series and that's what you do? If I'm the coach, that weenie never wears the C again and everyone on the team gets to give Benn a 'Soap Party' like in Full Metal Jacket.

ps Dude sucks.

 

[bacchist]

The game sure has changed. Seems like that kind of stuff was just part of the game up until a few years ago.

 

[Cush]

Benn gets 2 games

 

[PlushMinus]

Benn gets 2 games

And takes no responsibility for his actions: '...Obviously I would've liked to not fall on him and I guess use my stick as the landing point".

What a loser.

 

[HTFN]

And takes no responsibility for his actions: '...Obviously I would've liked to not fall on him and I guess use my stick as the landing point".

What a loser.

 

[usiel]

Even I can feel the energy by the Florida fans through the internets. Early goal by Florida.

 

[TRASHCAT]

thatl be enough goals for florida lol

 

[usiel]

Slavin is drunk...ok that is admittedly in poor taste but feeling spicey tonight.

 

[HTFN]

You know, I took a minute to think about it and I do have to be fair to Jamie Benn a little bit. One of the first things I learned when I started playing is that if you feel like you're going to fall one of the best things you can do is to load up and try to punch the ice hard enough to propel yourself back to the standing position.

It really is unfortunate Stone was in the way, could have happened to anybody.

 

[SecretaryofDefense5]

Bennett has been awesome these playoffs.

 

[usiel]

Goal two by Tkachuk..

 

[TRASHCAT]

wonder what the over/under on canes goals was? 1?