I completely forgot I was supposed to be doing this GDT, so I'll throw something boring and bland up before I go to bed. I might modify it later. The key word of the previous sentence is might.
Isles lines (as per their GDT):
Moulson-Tavares-Boyes
Grabner-Reasoner-Okposo
Bailey-Nielsen-Aucoin
McDonald-Cizikas-Martin
Visnovsky-Hickey
Streit-Hamonic
McDonald-Finley
Poulin
Nabokov
Our lines:
Tlusty-Staal-Semin
Jokinen-Staal-Dwyer
Bowman-Nash-Wallace
Westgarth-Welsh-LaRose
Something involving Faulk, Harrison, and Corvo
They both suck
The good news about this game: I have Tavares, Moulson, and Streit on my fantasy hockey team.
The bad news about this game: I have Ward on my fantasy team.
The other good news about this game: The last time I made the above comments, we managed to squeak out a win against the Islanders
The other bad news about this game: It's a game we need to win. Therefore we will lose.
Key questions to ask yourself while preparing for this game:
A) Which will happen first - Eric Staal breaks out of his slump, or DiPietro breaks another bone?
B) Is there a cooler name, Clutterbuck aside, than Casey Cizikas?
C) How many points will Tavares score? I'll set the over/under at 5.
D) Will Ward or Ellis start? Oh, **** it. We're playing the New York Tavares. We'll lose anyways.
E) Will we be able to dress an ECHL-quality defense tonight?
Prediction: 4-3 loss. Semin, Dwyer, and Harrison score for Canes. Tavares, Tavares, Grabner, and Nielsen score for Islanders
Oh, and because videos make everything more fun:
Picture the above being Tavares, and us being the doomed ones.
Okay, I have one-upped the Isles GDT. Instead of half-assed-ness, I have put forth quarter-assed-ness.
PS: Yeah, the video won't embed. Oh well, I'm too tired to care.
Isles lines (as per their GDT):
Moulson-Tavares-Boyes
Grabner-Reasoner-Okposo
Bailey-Nielsen-Aucoin
McDonald-Cizikas-Martin
Visnovsky-Hickey
Streit-Hamonic
McDonald-Finley
Poulin
Nabokov
Our lines:
Tlusty-Staal-Semin
Jokinen-Staal-Dwyer
Bowman-Nash-Wallace
Westgarth-Welsh-LaRose
Something involving Faulk, Harrison, and Corvo
They both suck
The good news about this game: I have Tavares, Moulson, and Streit on my fantasy hockey team.
The bad news about this game: I have Ward on my fantasy team.
The other good news about this game: The last time I made the above comments, we managed to squeak out a win against the Islanders
The other bad news about this game: It's a game we need to win. Therefore we will lose.
Key questions to ask yourself while preparing for this game:
A) Which will happen first - Eric Staal breaks out of his slump, or DiPietro breaks another bone?
B) Is there a cooler name, Clutterbuck aside, than Casey Cizikas?
C) How many points will Tavares score? I'll set the over/under at 5.
D) Will Ward or Ellis start? Oh, **** it. We're playing the New York Tavares. We'll lose anyways.
E) Will we be able to dress an ECHL-quality defense tonight?
Prediction: 4-3 loss. Semin, Dwyer, and Harrison score for Canes. Tavares, Tavares, Grabner, and Nielsen score for Islanders
Oh, and because videos make everything more fun:
Picture the above being Tavares, and us being the doomed ones.
Okay, I have one-upped the Isles GDT. Instead of half-assed-ness, I have put forth quarter-assed-ness.
PS: Yeah, the video won't embed. Oh well, I'm too tired to care.
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