OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

This is hitting hysteria levels. Too much of it to presume otherwise. People are very very bad at knowing what they're looking at when they don't know what they're looking at, and tend to assume malice straight away.

 

[Embiid]

This is hitting hysteria levels. Too much of it to presume otherwise. People are very very bad at knowing what they're looking at when they don't know what they're looking at, and tend to assume malice straight away.

So you are saying it is not aliens?!

Your malice has no bounds!

 

[Embiid]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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Do I get those 12 minutes back if I'm mixing it with JD or rum?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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The clearly says your life is shorted by 12 minutes every time that you drink a sugar-free drink. You water drinkers are fools.

 

[Embiid]

Yeah clearly that lady doesn't have a genetic predisposition to metabolic syndrome. George Burns is another outlier. Trump may be another...

Do I get those 12 minutes back if I'm mixing it with JD or rum?

I cannot to this day drink rum and coke. Not that I drink either individually anymore. Senior week I was drinking rum and cokes like water.....and puked every night.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Yeah clearly that lady doesn't have a genetic predisposition to metabolic syndrome. George Burns is another outlier. Trump may be another...


I cannot to this day drink rum and coke. Not that I drink either individually anymore. Senior week I was drinking rum and cokes like water.....and puked every night.

Rum and cokes are very sweet. I don't drink that combination all that often anymore either.

My high school "never again" is/was Southern Comfort. I gag from the smell alone. I haven't had a sip of the stuff in over 30 years.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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Hell, on the bacon alone, I should have died 30 years ago.

 

[Lord Defect]

(Coconut)Rum and cokes have too much sugar. I used to love them but they kill my stomach after two so I don’t bother.

 

[Beef Invictus]

1) based on my snooze button habits, I do not care enough about being conscious to worry about 12 seconds.

2) the drones are officially hysteria. Richmond VA peeps are currently losing it on video of what is clearly a passenger airliner. A lot of people who've never look up in their lives are doing so for the first time and they don't know what they're looking at

 

[Embiid]

Hopefully, they abduct Fletcher..

Mystery "orbs" appear to hover over Minnesota sky

Sightings of strange lights in Minnesota skies follow recent reports of mystery drones above New York and New Jersey.

www.newsweek.com

 

[Embiid]

Modern day psyops?

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Kermit the Prog]

1) based on my snooze button habits, I do not care enough about being conscious to worry about 12 seconds.

2) the drones are officially hysteria. Richmond VA peeps are currently losing it on video of what is clearly a passenger airliner. A lot of people who've never look up in their lives are doing so for the first time and they don't know what they're looking at

My concern level about all of this?

Zero.

 

[Embiid]

My concern level about all of this?

Zero.

How do you effin sleep at night!

Oh wait....

 

[dragonoffrost]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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I should be dead

 

[trostol]

The clearly says your life is shorted by 12 minutes every time that you drink a sugar-free drink. You water drinkers are fools.

that was one feisty ass old lady..good for her

 

[kudymen]

ummmmm @ellja3 semifinals is quite big for you, right? and beating the swiss at that
if so, wooooo!

 

[ellja3]

ummmmm @ellja3 semifinals is quite big for you, right? and beating the swiss at that
if so, wooooo!

It's huuuuge! First ever semifinal for men! Latvia - Czechia for bronze?

 

[kudymen]

It's huuuuge! First ever semifinal for men! Latvia - Czechia for bronze?

I would love a repeat of 2022 with that silver medal, but bronze fight sounds more like it. And with Latvia, I think I wouldnt even be mad ending 4th against you this time haha

 

[FlyerNutter]

@Lord Defect

I’ve got some army blood in my family, you served I think correct?

Watched a badass interview with John McPhee on Rogan. Dude is a lunatic. Just something else (in a good way) man.

He took Saddam’s hat as a trophy

 

[Lord Defect]

Link? If he took his

@Lord Defect

I’ve got some army blood in my family, you served I think correct?

Watched a badass interview with John McPhee on Rogan. Dude is a lunatic. Just something else (in a good way) man.

He took Saddam’s hat as a trophy

hat, he took better stuff he won’t talk about.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Link? If he took his

hat, he took better stuff he won’t talk about.

He wore his sweater for a family Xmas. Tried to find a clip of the condensed part.

 

[Danko]

The thing that doesnt make sense if it is us, is that they are flying over heavily populated areas. Typically when they want to test something they'd do it over an ocean or desert or something like that.

 

[Jack Straw]

Only a few more months until April.