OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

This is hitting hysteria levels. Too much of it to presume otherwise. People are very very bad at knowing what they're looking at when they don't know what they're looking at, and tend to assume malice straight away.

 

[Embiid]

This is hitting hysteria levels. Too much of it to presume otherwise. People are very very bad at knowing what they're looking at when they don't know what they're looking at, and tend to assume malice straight away.

So you are saying it is not aliens?!

Your malice has no bounds!

 

[Embiid]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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Do I get those 12 minutes back if I'm mixing it with JD or rum?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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The clearly says your life is shorted by 12 minutes every time that you drink a sugar-free drink. You water drinkers are fools.

 

[Embiid]

Yeah clearly that lady doesn't have a genetic predisposition to metabolic syndrome. George Burns is another outlier. Trump may be another...

Do I get those 12 minutes back if I'm mixing it with JD or rum?

I cannot to this day drink rum and coke. Not that I drink either individually anymore. Senior week I was drinking rum and cokes like water.....and puked every night.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Yeah clearly that lady doesn't have a genetic predisposition to metabolic syndrome. George Burns is another outlier. Trump may be another...


I cannot to this day drink rum and coke. Not that I drink either individually anymore. Senior week I was drinking rum and cokes like water.....and puked every night.

Rum and cokes are very sweet. I don't drink that combination all that often anymore either.

My high school "never again" is/was Southern Comfort. I gag from the smell alone. I haven't had a sip of the stuff in over 30 years.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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Hell, on the bacon alone, I should have died 30 years ago.