OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[MacDonald4MVP]

Biden is about to pardon Trump?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

On a scale of 1 to this is complete bullshit where do we land? Even beyond that?

I will admit the discourse that would be had regarding the drones and this storm happening would be mildly entertaining.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Here's my own personal opinion about aircraft/spacecraft.....we have shit that virtually nobody knows about. These NJ drones are probably some kind of government test(s).

I am not one bit worried about stealth technology or drones. Whatever China or Russia might have was likely stolen from us, and we already have something better. Possibly, whatever was stolen was willingly "given-up" by us because we know the weaknesses.

Our country loves to say antagonists are sneaky. We're very likely much, much sneakier. I love the back story about how most of the titanium used to build the SR-71 was sourced from Russia.

Short version, all federal governments are sneaky.

 

[Cody Webster]

On a scale of 1 to this is complete bullshit where do we land? Even beyond that?

I will admit the discourse that would be had regarding the drones and this storm happening would be mildly entertaining.

Come back this time next week and ask this question. 5 days ago it was supposed to be 50 degrees and sunny this upcoming Sunday, then it showed an inch of rain, now we're back to no rain and 40 degrees. Wayyy too early for a tweet like that, just click bait nonsense. Models will change 200 times between now and then

I opened X and the third tweet I saw was the one above...it now has a community note on it

 

[Lord Defect]

On a scale of 1 to this is complete bullshit where do we land? Even beyond that?

I will admit the discourse that would be had regarding the drones and this storm happening would be mildly entertaining.

The drones are cloud seeding!!!!’nmnnbb!!!!!!

 

[BernieParent]

It’s inept to allow a foreign nation unfettered access to attempt to spy on us. Even if they knew they would not gain anything of value, that still gives something of value. Removing or blocking the attempt leaves the question of viability Of the method.


We do get that I’m not saying it’s malicious right? Only that the benefit of the doubt is gone now.


At least be a Mario

... or Gary Sanderson.

If you know that there’s no repercussion that you fear and your only goal is to take a picture, flash photography might not be the best, but still get the job done.

It also could be a means just to gauge a response for other knowledge

Are drones legal in your fiefdom, m'Lord?

 

[BernieParent]

Here's my own personal opinion about aircraft/spacecraft.....we have shit that virtually nobody knows about. These NJ drones are probably some kind of government test(s).

I am not one bit worried about stealth technology or drones. Whatever China or Russia might have was likely stolen from us, and we already have something better. Possibly, whatever was stolen was willingly "given-up" by us because we know the weaknesses.

Our country loves to say antagonists are sneaky. We're very likely much, much sneakier. I love the back story about how most of the titanium used to build the SR-71 was sourced from Russia.

Short version, all federal governments are sneaky.

Canadian drones.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

They're here...there and everywhere!

Pilot encountered mystery objects 'moving at extreme speed': FAA

The FAA has confirmed that a pilot reported seeing "unidentified lights" after air traffic control told him to 'avoid the UFO'.

www.newsweek.com

In the 44-minute recording, which was posted to social media on Sunday, a United Airlines pilot, flying over Willamette national forest told air traffic control, "Looking straight west to Eugene. We're seeing 3 or 4 targets... they're at all altitudes, up and down, it's pretty crazy."

United Airlines and LiveATC.net, the website which hosted the recording, declined to comment.

Another pilot, flying a medical evacuation plane over Siuslaw National Forest, told the controller, "just had another one show up, at my 1 o'clock, about 1,000 feet high, zipping towards us and then back out towards the ocean. Red in color. Moving at extreme speed, I just don't know how to describe it."

The controller replied: "Roger. You are clear to maneuver as necessary left and right to avoid the UFO out there. And uh, all of the reports you're giving us are good information, appreciate it."

The pilot later continued, "It's weird. It's a red circular shape, and it keeps zipping out towards the ocean and then coming back in about 20 miles or closer to us, and then zips back out to the ocean and we can't see it."

Edit: Listened to the recording:
Relevent minute marks below (give or take some seconds)

https://archive.liveatc.net/keug/KEUG3-ZSE06-125800-Dec-08-2024-0430Z.mp3

6 min
8:39 min
13
15:39
17
19:29
20:16
20:48 (they took pics)
25

I wonder if my brother saw it

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

Lol biz went on pat mcafee show, dude's still riled up.

 

[Lord Defect]

... or Gary Sanderson.


Are drones legal in your fiefdom, m'Lord?

My wife said I can’t have one, so no one can

 

[BernieParent]

My wife said I can’t have one, so no one can

Oh to know how many national rules were drafted for this very reason.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Lol biz went on pat mcafee show, dude's still riled up.

He said he wants to fight the one guy one on one in a boxing ring, said he’ll drop his civil suit if the guy agrees to it. Hopefully they can get it on Rough N Rowdy.

 

[Cody Webster]

He said he wants to fight the one guy one on one in a boxing ring, said he’ll drop his civil suit if the guy agrees to it. Hopefully they can get it on Rough N Rowdy.

Would be the greatest RnR in the history of RnR

 

[Lord Defect]

Every time I hear the water flowing or pouring sound, especially the kind that YT commercials claim is "relaxing," I want to pull all of the intestines out.

I think you’re a beaver beef.

 

[Flybynite]

How long before we start seeing stories of people trying to shoot down drones with their guns? lol

 

[Lord Defect]

How long before we start seeing stories of people trying to shoot down drones with their guns? lol

I’m kind of amazed it hasn’t happened yet

 

[Embiid]

You rang?

Drone mystery: New Jersey homeowners threaten to take matters into their own hands if government doesn't act

New Jersey residents frustrated by dozens of drone sightings are threatening to take action on their own if the government doesn't start providing answers.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Lord Defect]

You rang?

Drone mystery: New Jersey homeowners threaten to take matters into their own hands if government doesn't act

New Jersey residents frustrated by dozens of drone sightings are threatening to take action on their own if the government doesn't start providing answers.

www.foxnews.com

I don’t know how low the drones are flying but I’m pretty sure it’s well outside a shotguns effective range.

 

[Embiid]

I don’t know how low the drones are flying but I’m pretty sure it’s well outside a shotguns effective range.

It just feels good to do it....yeeehaw!

 

[Embiid]

The next Bolt apparently..

 

[swami24]

Former stripper, convicted killer Crystal Mangum finally confesses to lying about being raped by Duke lacrosse players in 2006

Mangum says she lied because she wanted ‘validation’ from people.

nypost.com

 

[dragonoffrost]

The next Bolt apparently..

Running with the name Gout Gout....

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

The next Bolt apparently..

So the thing is, he had a high wind on his back which would invalidate any records, but he did get one at like 10.16 or something with legal wind. Kid is f***ing insane at his age. Jesus.

 

[Embiid]

Running with the name Gout Gout....

Lol....guess his mom didn't like the name Fasciitis Fasciitis

Well a Florida person...not surprising

Florida woman arrested after threatening Blue Cross Blue Shield following denied medical claims: police

A Florida woman is behind bars after allegedly threatening Blue Cross Blue Shield by saying, "Deny, delay, depose. You people are next," following recently denied medical claims.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Embiid]

These aliens are getting brazen..

Unidentified drones sighted over U.S. air base in Germany, Spiegel reports​

MSN