OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

They're apparently running formation in conjunction with USCG? That seems like an important and very logical clue. Also a branch that isn't used to needing to do any PR.

 

[DancingPanther]

I swear on my life this is not a political post.

The best thing I think any American can do is spend some serious time out of the country. The American culture isn't blue jeans and rock and roll or fast food. It's fear. You don't have to live like this.

On top of fear, American culture includes being uneducated and suppressed, both according to the government's plan

Greatest country in the world!

I’ve never watched The Sopranos.

To me it’s like watching a show where every character is Keith Jones.

No, thank you. I’ll pass.

I've also never seen the sopranos

 

[Striiker]

Are we all still each sending a Hurts jersey to him at the address you PMed us the other day?

It's a good way to get rid of them.

Don’t make me Luigi you

 

[ajgoal]

On top of fear, American culture includes being uneducated and suppressed, both according to the government's plan

Greatest country in the world!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Don’t make me Luigi you

You're going to buy him a green hat and overalls? Is this a kink?

 

[Lord Defect]

I thought for sure I was getting one of these:

Is this where I say I’ve never seen past the first season of the sopranos?

 

[ajgoal]

You're going to buy him a green hat and overalls? Is this a kink?

We don't kink shame...

You know what, go ahead.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They have my DNA and it was well worth it to be told that I have predisposition for misophonia.

This allows me to explain why I get white hot rage when I hear someone eating or chewing near me.

 

[Beef Invictus]

They have my DNA and it was well worth it to be told that I have predisposition for misophonia.

This allows me to explain why I get white hot rage when I hear someone eating or chewing near me.

Don't ask any questions, just hit play and commit to this whole thing.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Don't ask any questions, just hit play and commit to this whole thing.

Will you pay my bail and/or the damages to my office?

 

[Striiker]

You're going to buy him a green hat and overalls? Is this a kink?

What I do to him in the privacy of my basement is none of your business.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Will you pay my bail and/or the damages to my office?

I said no questions. No think, only do

 

[ajgoal]

Wonderful news! Now instead of all this unpleasant talk, let me tell you how that medical data you handed over will be used in ways you don't want.

The gubment has had my DNA probably since before they knew they could do weird stuff with it. At least I know that my remains will always be identifiable.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The gubment has had my DNA probably since before they knew they could do weird stuff with it. At least I know that my remains will always be identifiable.

If that's true you need to set goals for a far more ambitious death

 

[ajgoal]

If that's true you need to set goals for a far more ambitious death

My goal is to die quietly, surrounded by my family, with my last words being:

"I hid the money in the..ehhhhhhhhhh....."

 

[JojoTheWhale]

At least I know that my remains will always be identifiable.

Does this read like a challenge to anyone else?

 

[ajgoal]

Does this read like a challenge to anyone else?

I almost blew up twice. I'm hoping that's never an issue again.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I almost blew up twice. I'm hoping that's never an issue again.

No, you have to render your DNA useless. You need to make your family think there is money, and then spontaneously mutate into an abomination incompatible with life.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

and then spontaneously mutate into an abomination incompatible with life.

I would personally use this link:

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www.teamworkonline.com

 

[Striiker]

Does this read like a challenge to anyone else?

Accepted.

I almost blew up twice. I'm hoping that's never an issue again.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Don't ask any questions, just hit play and commit to this whole thing.

It started a few weeks ago here but I can’t watch YouTube videos because I am not signed in which is a lie because I am signed in on the app

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It started a few weeks ago here but I can’t watch YouTube videos because I am not signed in which is a lie because I am signed in on the app

Yeah, same.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yeah, same.

You're not getting out of this that easily

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Don't ask any questions, just hit play and commit to this whole thing.

I will kill you, and your corpse will not be identifiable.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I will kill you, and your corpse will not be identifiable.

That’s why you’re the Official Team Poster of the greatest team in all the land.

Speaking of which, I got some make up picks. You wanna make them for the big club?