OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

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[Runner77]

Since the account where the tweet came from got deleted (thanks Elon!), here’s the content:

uncle mom@mayamanion
Dec 18

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

And the reply:

If you get close enough to a face or neck tattoo, you can hear the unemployment line.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hard boiled eggs are the best because you can just carry them in your pocket. You can't concealed carry any other form of egg.

 

[Lord Defect]

Hard boiled eggs are the best because you can just carry them in your pocket. You can't concealed carry any other form of egg.

You can conceal any egg if you’re not a coward.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You can conceal any egg if you’re not a coward.

The quality takes a massive dip

 

[Jack Straw]

The quality takes a massive dip

Not if it’s a breakfast sandwich with say, ham and cheese on an English Muffin.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Not if it’s a breakfast sandwich with say, ham and cheese on an English Muffin.

But that's not just an egg. That's completely different

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Eggs are great in petty much any application. Extremely versatile food product.

Also, how do you vote? Lol

 

[Jack Straw]

But that's not just an egg. That's completely different

You said “any form of egg”. I say a breakfast sandwich is one form eggs can take.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You said “any form of egg”. I say a breakfast sandwich is one form eggs can take.

No. That's not an egg. That's a sandwich. When you crack open an egg a sandwich doesn't fall out. This is ridiculous

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Hard boiled eggs are the best because you can just carry them in your pocket. You can't concealed carry any other form of egg.

This is lunacy. Everyone knows the superior egg forms have runny yolks. SHOW ME A HARD BOILED CARBONARA, MEATWAD.

 

[Jack Straw]

No. That's not an egg. That's a sandwich. When you crack open an egg a sandwich doesn't fall out. This is ridiculous

An omelet isn’t just an egg either. Not saying you want to carry one around in your pocket but do they count as “egg forms”?

This is lunacy. Everyone knows the superior egg forms have runny yolks. SHOW ME A HARD BOILED CARBONARA, MEATWAD.

Croque Madame is the highest evolution of the runny yolk concept.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Eggs are great in petty much any application. Extremely versatile food product.

Also, how do you vote? Lol

Hit the circle next to your choice and then click the cast vote icon.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is lunacy. Everyone knows the superior egg forms have runny yolks. SHOW ME A HARD BOILED CARBONARA, MEATWAD.

Over easy over sunny side up. Get that snot looking shit out of here.

 

[Cody Webster]

Hard boiled eggs serve absolutely zero purpose

 

[Lord Defect]

Hard boiled eggs serve absolutely zero purpose

I’ve been eating them in salad lately, not bad with some vinaigrette(autocorrect either helped me out or set me up for failure. That word looks way wrong)

 

[landsbergfan]

anyone else search long and hard for a broken egg in the pics?

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is lunacy. Everyone knows the superior egg forms have runny yolks. SHOW ME A HARD BOILED CARBONARA, MEATWAD.

SHOW ME HOW TO CARRY AN OVER EASY EGG IN MY POCKET

Runny yolk has zero situational versatility. None.

 

[Beef Invictus]

An omelet isn’t just an egg either. Not saying you want to carry one around in your pocket but do they count as “egg forms”?


Croque Madame is the highest evolution of the runny yolk concept.

An omelet is just congealed scrambled eggs.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

anyone else search long and hard for a broken egg in the pics?

So it has come to this....

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Over easy over sunny side up. Get that snot looking shit out of here.

I will accept either, but this is a cooking issue. Cover the pan after you crisp it up.

SHOW ME HOW TO CARRY AN OVER EASY EGG IN MY POCKET

Runny yolk has zero situational versatility. None.

Beef, I can’t help but think we’ve both opened ourselves up to horrible writing prompts and we still have time to come out the other side with a truce.

 

[Jack Straw]

An omelet is just congealed scrambled eggs.

No, an omelet has other stuff in it. Shrooms, onions, peppers, ham… lots of options.

 

[Lord Defect]

SHOW ME HOW TO CARRY AN OVER EASY EGG IN MY POCKET
Runny yolk has zero situational versatility. None.

 

[Beef Invictus]

No, an omelet has other stuff in it. Shrooms, onions, peppers, ham… lots of options.

Yes, contained in the congealment. It's basically a jello.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Not if it’s a breakfast sandwich with say, ham and cheese on an English Muffin.

I agree for the most part, but if you have the chance to choose sausage on a breakfast sandwich and you choose anything else, you are doing it wrong.