OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Lord Defect]

Why the hell is he plowing snow and how does someone need to be airlifted from an incident plowing snow?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I take it that it was not you then.
@Beef Invictus you the cutting board guy?

Yes

 

[Lord Defect]

Yes

Her first jig might be good for ya

 

[Lord Defect]

Her first jig might be good for ya

@Beef Invictus
Fair warning, it’s almost the only video I’ve seen of hers and she’s heavily sponsored by multiple companies. It’s very annoying.
Her jig is clean and simple for a basic design though.

 

[Runner77]

Why do this to people when they are clearly, ready to rock?



(expletives)

 

[Lord Defect]

I think I brought this up the last time I had a wild hair up my ass to get rid of shit, yup totally sound tactic to try to sell one’s stuff.
I’m not hurting for cash, I’m just tired of looking at stuff that is not being displayed.

Does anyone have any interest in buying any signed jerseys(personally signed, or eBay grabbed depending on jersey), sticks, pucks or anything else along those lines.
I can get into more specific details in a dm if you want just let me know.
Help me kill some clutter and add some clutter to your own home!!
Oh! Also I have a few books I’ve never gotten around to reading and I’m tried of saying I’ll get there. Pics showing flyers themed books to follow.
I have a 50th wristband(never thrown on the ice!!!) and a 50th Snyder shirt as well. So much clutter WTH.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I do not have room for more clutter

 

[Lord Defect]

On top of the bs I’m looking to love I do have one piece that either either Kensington trash or Mayfair gold, depending on how legit it is.
My sister found this in her stuff maybe 20 years ago after she broke off an on and off again relationship. For some reason this Steve van buren card loves to be faked.
The dude she was involved with at the time was an utter f***ing moron, so I’m including to believe it’s a legitimate card.

Somehow this particular Van Buren card goes for anywhere between $50 and $1000 depending on which day I look. (Ok which day every 8 years or whatever).
I vaguely remember having some sort of conversation here about this but I wasn’t as amped up about getting shit out of my house as I was then.
How can I be sure I’m selling someone a legit card, or how can I tell someone the fake card is legit(seriously though The dude was a f***ing moron, he has had to have gotten a real card and left it in a box. He really was a f***ing moron. It’s been 20 years and I still mess with my sister over how big of a f***ing imbecile he was.

I do not have room for more clutter

Says the guy who can’t find a pizza blanket.

 

[Lord Defect]

Seriously though. All this shot is going into a box for a Salvation Army drop off. If you want something let me know guys.
I’m not trying to get the best price around, I’m just trying to help anyone wanting to get something like this, but also without putting myself out of any inconvenience.
I don’t care about this stuff anymore.
Two years ago it was on a wall in my basement, it was cool. Now I’m thinking where the f*** would I want to hang it, and do I want to bring it to our eventual next house?(that answer is a definite no, especially how this team has been the last 10 years or so)

 

[Jack Straw]

Navratilova diagnosed with throat and breast cancer

One of my favorite players. Hope she pulls through ok.

 

[Embiid]

I do not have room for more clutter

I had a 1K closet built for mine.....still aint enough.

 

[Embiid]

RIP Fred White...

He is in Boogie Wonderland...

Fred White, Drummer for Earth, Wind & Fire, Dies at 67 (Published 2023)

He provided the beat on unforgettable hits like “September,” “Let’s Groove,” “Shining Star” and “Boogie Wonderland.”

www.nytimes.com

 

[Embiid]

So much for Russia's General Winter strategy to freeze Europe ..

MSN

www.msn.com

I agree for the most part, but if you have the chance to choose sausage on a breakfast sandwich and you choose anything else, you are doing it wrong.

You are until you poop pencil thin dookie and get butt cancer...

 

[Kermit the Prog]

RIP Fred White...

He is in Boogie Wonderland...

Fred White, Drummer for Earth, Wind & Fire, Dies at 67 (Published 2023)

He provided the beat on unforgettable hits like “September,” “Let’s Groove,” “Shining Star” and “Boogie Wonderland.”

www.nytimes.com

Oh, mainstream media, you've done it again. Always lead with, by far, their best song, when listing their hits. That song is "Fantasy."

Hard to believe that cat was in his early 20s when laying down those grooves with his brother, Verdine, on bass. Man, I miss Funk.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh, mainstream media, you've done it again. Always lead with, by far, their best song, when listing their hits. That song is "Fantasy."

Hard to believe that cat was in his early 20s when laying down those grooves with his brother, Verdine, on bass. Man, I miss Funk.

Funk is greatest and best

 

[kudymen]

I expected to read quite a few headlines today but none of them was expected to be "Ken Block is dead". Wow..... RIP

 

[Embiid]

I expected to read quite a few headlines today but none of them was expected to be "Ken Block is dead". Wow..... RIP

Of all the ways to go considering his driving skills...

Oh, mainstream media, you've done it again. Always lead with, by far, their best song, when listing their hits. That song is "Fantasy."

Hard to believe that cat was in his early 20s when laying down those grooves with his brother, Verdine, on bass. Man, I miss Funk.

 

[landsbergfan]

I expected to read quite a few headlines today but none of them was expected to be "Ken Block is dead". Wow..... RIP

I think (but havent confirmed) he was on that trip with his family. Terribly sad

 

[Chinatown88]

Says the guy who can’t find a pizza blanket.

Man I wish I could give Lil Beef a trophy. What a devious rascal.

 

[DancingPanther]

GM @BigToe did you play Mittens yet

 

[BigToe]

GM @BigToe did you play Mittens yet

Nah, have you?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Man I wish I could give Lil Beef a trophy. What a devious rascal.

Yesterday I woke up from a nap to her saying my name. She was standing next to me holding a toy sword.

Child: Daddy, what happens when you stab someone with a sword?
Me: It makes a hole in them and their blood starts to fall out. It may also damage their insides. If the parts inside stop working, or they run out of blood, they die.
Child: And then they become a mummy!?!?
Me: No, not all dead bodies are mummies. You have to make the dead body into a mummy by taking out the organs and filling it with salt.
Child: ...oh (walks away)

Concerning.

 

[kudymen]

Yesterday I woke up from a nap to her saying my name. She was standing next to me holding a toy sword.

Child: Daddy, what happens when you stab someone with a sword?
Me: It makes a hole in them and their blood starts to fall out. It may also damage their insides. If the parts inside stop working, or they run out of blood, they die.
Child: And then they become a mummy!?!?
Me: No, not all dead bodies are mummies. You have to make the dead body into a mummy by taking out the organs and filling it with salt.
Child: ...oh (walks away)

Concerning.

This following question might be a long shot.... But. Is there a sword in your house?

 

[BernieParent]

Yesterday I woke up from a nap to her saying my name. She was standing next to me holding a toy sword.

Child: Daddy, what happens when you stab someone with a sword?
Me: It makes a hole in them and their blood starts to fall out. It may also damage their insides. If the parts inside stop working, or they run out of blood, they die.
Child: And then they become a mummy!?!?
Me: No, not all dead bodies are mummies. You have to make the dead body into a mummy by taking out the organs and filling it with salt.
Child: ...oh (walks away)

Concerning.

You know that you're allowed to lie for the sake of self-preservation, right?