OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[landsbergfan]

Funny pic

Lol wife and I both thought we had an extra bottle during multiple trips to the store as the supply dwindled. Once the hotdogs were made we each looked, unsuccessfully, for the spare bottles we didn’t buy

 

[DancingPanther]

GOAT hot dog topping is dill relish. Default relish is sweet relish. This is not the correct relish. Do yourself a favor and find dill relish.

 

[VladDrag]

Announcers are always like that for darts. They’re a necessary part of the sport.

Ooooonnnneee EIIIGGGHHHTTYY!!!

 

[Flybynite]

The images from this thing are horrific. Apparently a waste-truck hit a bus and exploded and the sound-proofing material completely surrounding these 'enclosed' type highway just lit up completely and engulfed the entire thing in an inferno.

 

[DancingPanther]

darts are more exciting than the flyers

Isn't that van gerwin guy a monster

 

[landsbergfan]

Isn't that van gerwin guy a monster

He’s no Phil Taylor

 

[VladDrag]

@landsbergfan this you?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@landsbergfan this you?

 

[Flybynite]

@landsbergfan this you?

Kid prob got a concussion so I think that IS THE TYPE OF GOALIE we got on our team

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

GOAT hot dog topping is dill relish. Default relish is sweet relish. This is not the correct relish. Do yourself a favor and find dill relish.

That sounds delicious! Didn't know that existed, so thanks for that. I usually do a plain dog, but on the rare occasion, I'll do a spicy mustard/relish combo.

 

[DancingPanther]

That sounds delicious! Didn't know that existed, so thanks for that. I usually do a plain dog, but on the rare occasion, I'll do a spicy mustard/relish combo.

Dill relish = actual pickles cut up (like Clausens)
Sweet relish = those tiny sweet pickles cut up, like the ones you get in veggie trays

The difference is clear just from realizing the difference in pickle

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Dill relish = actual pickles cut up (like Clausens)
Sweet relish = those tiny sweet pickles cut up, like the ones you get in veggie trays

The difference is clear just from realizing the difference in pickle

Yea I always go dill over sweet. I just didn't know there was dill relish out there. I also couldn't tell you the last time I bought relish, though.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Had dinner at a place in Phoenix. A well known place called Rustlers Rooste
Here is what I had
Wrangler bone in rib eye, sweet potatoes, corn on the cob and cowboy beans.
Not pictured a 32 oz IPA

 

[DancingPanther]

Yea I always go dill over sweet. I just didn't know there was dill relish out there. I also couldn't tell you the last time I bought relish, though.

Exactly. I had no idea it existed either. Typically there's a bottle of it at any grocery store, it's a Giant for example.

I wasn't a huge relish guy prior to this discovery though, for what it's worth

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

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[Jack Straw]

So a series of unfortunate events caused me to try and feed 7 kids hotdogs on Christmas without any ketchup in my house. I used pantry ingredients to make a quick homemade ketchup and it was surprisingly legit. I even put it in the empty Heinz bottle so they wouldn’t suspect anything and it worked like a charm. All kids ate without comment.

I put it in the fridge and have tried to use it a few times since. Once it’s cold it gets really chunky and not pleasant so my kid wasn’t happy.

Tonight I got him a takeout burger and he made sure to request that I get him ketchup from the restaurant and not my ketchup from home.

Tough loss for homemade ketchup tonight

For anyone wondering there are multiple ways to make it, but it’s basically tomato paste, maple syrup, and apple cider vinegar.

 

[Jack Straw]

GOAT hot dog topping is dill relish. Default relish is sweet relish. This is not the correct relish. Do yourself a favor and find dill relish.

And mustard. NOT ketchup.

 

[landsbergfan]

Guys They are kids lol they can put whatever the f*** makes them eat it. They’d throw it at me if I made them eat it with mustard, onion, and relish

 

[DancingPanther]

I do all 3. Relish, and more mustard than ketchup. But still both

 

[Cody Webster]

Oh look, more food talk in the wrong thread again...

 

[trostol]

the gov'ment is plain..awful...was time for renewal of SNAP benefits..filled out he paperwork..sent it in..got ready for the phone interview on the 7th...they never called..sent out a notification on the 8th..i just got it today...saying i have til the 31st to set up an appointment for a phone interview...and something tells me when i call tomorrow...conveniently no one will answer

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Oh look, more food talk in the wrong thread again...

Oh no, busted by the HF police

 

[trostol]

Oh no, busted by the HF police

naw..he's the fun police

"Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-f***ing-arrest me? You better get a fun-f***ing-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-f***ing-face!"

 

[Beef Invictus]

Those kids were so close to entering a happier ketchup-free existence.

The solution is clever though.

 

[Cody Webster]

Crazy...

Suspect in murders of 4 Idaho college students arrested in Poconos

The prosecutor said investigators believe Bryan Kohberger broke into the students' home "with the intent to commit murder."

6abc.com