Half-Assed GDT: ♪ @ ★ Game #38 (My First GDT Edition)

[Lakewood]

Loved parayko taking the lead to the net 4 on 4.

 

[Blanick]

Blues seem to be having a hard time corralling the puck. Just bouncing off our sticks.

 

[Vladys Gumption]

Bortuzzo should have scored there.

 

[Linkens Mastery]

I kind of want to see them do the Brent Burns or Dustin Byfuglien thing with Parayko where he plays both the Wing and Defense from time to time.

 

[Klank Loves You]

Is that an example of one of the dangers of defending the blue line?

 

[Vladdy the Impaler]

Lol Brouwer

 

[Overkamp]

Wow, what on earth is Brouwer doing there throwing the puck right up the middle of the ice. Thought that was Jackman out there for a minute.

 

[Freyj]

Boy we're doing a great job of clearing to their D on the Blue Line.

 

[The Note]

Jamie Benn is rapidly rising up my list of most hated players.

 

[Overkamp]

Is it me or does it seem like the Blues are having an awful time even connecting a pass?

 

[Oberyn]

Benn has quite the temper.

 

[Freyj]

Brouwer a dumpster fire out there

 

[Dbrownss]

Dallas seems like a team you can easily burn by cherry picking

 

[Bluesin7]

someone please gif whoever that was doing the splits on that offsides call

 

[Linkens Mastery]

someone please gif whoever that was doing the splits on that offsides call

The King of Offsides.....

 

[Lord Helix]

Dallas feed is complaining about that "hook" by Stastny...

 

[Overkamp]

Five minutes left and we have had virtually zero offensive zone possession.

 

[Klank Loves You]

someone please gif whoever that was doing the splits on that offsides call

I feel like Pietro owes him new pants.

 

[Freyj]

Dallas announcers really yelling about that?

 

[JoshFromMO]

Stars announcers: "I don't think stastny hooked him, but I think they still need to call it"

 

[STL BLUES]

Stars are passing and chipping better tonight.

 

[Edgar Carrow]

Stars announcers: "I don't think stastny hooked him, but I think they still need to call it"

What the hell does that even mean?

 

[Ranksu]

Brouwer is no-show.

Stastny have been invisible. I would like to see Backes on 1st line with Tarasenko.

 

[Edgar Carrow]

Good chance by Backes.

 

[Bluesin7]

What the hell does that even mean?

nobody knows what it means, it's provocative!!